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« Reply #90 on: January 28, 2007, 12:21:33 PM »
The cat's flesh was consecrated to the Great Horned One.  No one  was allowed to consume it.  We need the Fallen One's dark blessing to free the Black Bishop Randall (Pazuzu to his friends) Hinton from the clutches of the Fish People so that he may continue the Master's work on the children.
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« Reply #91 on: January 28, 2007, 07:31:42 PM »
I eat crayons.
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« Reply #92 on: January 29, 2007, 02:41:41 PM »
I'm a sick piece of shit.
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« Reply #93 on: February 04, 2007, 02:14:45 AM »
Quote from: ""Charly!""
I eat crayons.


With your mouth?
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« Reply #94 on: February 07, 2007, 05:05:51 AM »
Wait a minute. There is a dog in South Korea that is ALIVE?
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« Reply #95 on: February 07, 2007, 05:55:18 AM »
Why would you even want to eat something like that? Any animal for that matter that is tortured to death would not be on my list of new foods to try.
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« Reply #96 on: February 07, 2007, 06:04:08 AM »
Quote from: ""TS Waygookin""
I just threw up on my neighboors front porch. Drank to much gatoraide to fast after the gym while I was walking home. Spewed up like half my stomach all over the porch. Was pretty fucking righteous and pays them back for the time they didn't clean up after their dog and I stepped in a huge pile of its crap in a pair of leather shoes I just polished with Kiwi Wax to go out on a date.

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Don't worry TS...hookers only care if you have money in your pocket...they could care less about the shit on your shoes!
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« Reply #97 on: February 07, 2007, 01:21:29 PM »
Quote from: ""TS Waygookin""
Well the Olmpics rolled into Korea a few years back and they didn't want the white folks getting all offended at the native practice of torturing a dog to death prior to eating him to enhance sexual performance. The govt. apparently chased the majority out of business. They still exist in the regions outside of Seoul. The one time I ate Bosintag, dog soup, required a 2 hour subway ride to the outskirts, a walk down some street, then down some alley, and then up some stairs. Wasn't exactly right out in public or anything.


I have two dogs....
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« Reply #98 on: February 10, 2007, 12:10:54 AM »
sometimes i get so wasted i have a hard time organizing my thoughts so they can bang at times and other times its more like a bowl of fruit with a table missing a leg the balance can be hard but with practice it can be maintained and is a table with four legs really superior to a three legged table that learned how to balance itself i think not once youve seen a self balancing three legged table you will find four legged tables boring and predictable so saw off that fourth leg and see if your table can balance its fun
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« Reply #99 on: February 10, 2007, 02:36:02 AM »
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sometimes i get so wasted i have a hard time organizing my thoughts so they can bang at times and other times its more like a bowl of fruit with a table missing a leg the balance can be hard but with practice it can be maintained and is a table with four legs really superior to a three legged table that learned how to balance itself i think not once youve seen a self balancing three legged table you will find four legged tables boring and predictable so saw off that fourth leg and see if your table can balance its fun

Let's get small...
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« Reply #100 on: February 10, 2007, 11:40:21 PM »
Wish I had 5 rolled tacos with guacamole.
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« Reply #101 on: March 10, 2007, 04:46:13 AM »
I took a shit in my hand and threw it at someone once. Good times.
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