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« Reply #75 on: January 26, 2007, 10:06:41 AM »
You are too boring for anyone to read it.
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« Reply #76 on: January 26, 2007, 11:07:53 AM »
that's a consideration too.
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see the children with their boredom and their vacant stares. God help us all if we\'re to blame for their unanswered prayers,

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« Reply #77 on: January 26, 2007, 11:26:06 AM »
Question----- Why don't chickens wear any underwear?

Answer------------- Because their peckers are on their faces.
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« Reply #78 on: January 27, 2007, 03:09:48 AM »
Quote from: ""MightyAardvark""
So you're a female to male transexual who dresses like a prepubescent girl and tricks herhimself out for kicks and giggles...

Now I know what's been missing from my life!


Who said anything about me dressing like a prepubescent girl now?

I dressed like one when I was one, silly!

Love them Garanimals!

It would be a bit hard to pass as one now. Trust me on this.
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« Reply #79 on: January 27, 2007, 06:34:32 AM »
5mg or 10mg TSW?

I have a nice fat bottle of 10mgs left over from my knee surgery. I'm holding onto them for when I finally get my back piece done. I never take pain killers for tats, but in the case of extensive backwork with lots of black, I make an exception.

As for my drug intake this evening, it's business as usual with the psych meds. I've also had this terrible cold, and had really lousy, stressful dreams today, so I'm adding in a healthy dose of nyquil and klonopin.
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« Reply #80 on: January 27, 2007, 08:33:36 AM »
Vicodin sucks ass.. get ahold of something good.. but I guess they cut off your hands or something in that backwards country for the good stuff huh.
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« Reply #81 on: January 27, 2007, 10:23:25 AM »
I have tasted urine before.
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« Reply #82 on: January 27, 2007, 10:27:33 AM »
I'm disappearing, avoiding most things. Mostly I just waste my time . . . I've got a very irregular head.
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« Reply #83 on: January 27, 2007, 11:02:59 AM »
I'm as stoned as an old testament hooker in a synagogue full of rabbis....
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« Reply #84 on: January 27, 2007, 11:11:40 AM »
you really shouldnt be using the computer on shabat you know. your g-d will not be pleased
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« Reply #85 on: January 27, 2007, 11:13:51 AM »
I know, shit on that motherfucker though.
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« Reply #86 on: January 27, 2007, 04:03:46 PM »
Last night, we went into the corn field and sacrificed a cat to the Great Horned One, beseeching him to end the troubles of our High Priest of the Black Altar, Randall Hinton.  Hail, Satan!
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« Reply #87 on: January 27, 2007, 08:48:25 PM »
well I hope you at least ate the cat... raw cat flesh is good for you and has lots of omega 3 ... this guy I knew ate cat flesh for decades and never once got cancer, can you believe it?
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« Reply #88 on: January 27, 2007, 08:58:31 PM »
he gives us a good deal on cat and dog chopped liver, we make corn chips out on the old highway pavement on hot days and use that as a dip... its realy good for you.. especialy raw, but chopped up people are more willing to eat it.
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« Reply #89 on: January 27, 2007, 10:22:25 PM »
whats worse, eating tortured dog or hot dog? i like hot dogs and macaroni.
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