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« Reply #30 on: January 16, 2007, 07:09:30 PM »
Whip-it chasers for bong hits?  I was starting to get a creepin' jones for the gas from all this talk, now I'm going to have to blow the cobwebs out of the Green Aqua-Hit Machine, fill it with the sticky-icky-icky and make a Sundae in my head...
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\"Allah does not love the public utterance of hurtful speech, unless it be by one to whom injustice has been done; and Allah is Hearing, Knowing\" - The Qur\'an

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A PV counselor\'s description of his job:

\"I\'m there to handle kids that are psychotic, suicidal, homicidal, or have commited felonies. Oh yeah, I am also there to take them down when they are rowdy so the nurse can give them the booty juice.\"

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« Reply #31 on: January 16, 2007, 07:19:49 PM »
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Whip-it chasers for bong hits?  I was starting to get a creepin' jones for the gas from all this talk, now I'm going to have to blow the cobwebs out of the Green Aqua-Hit Machine, fill it with the sticky-icky-icky and make a Sundae in my head...

Cheers... :smokin:
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« Reply #32 on: January 16, 2007, 07:54:18 PM »
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Whip-it chasers for bong hits?  I was starting to get a creepin' jones for the gas from all this talk, now I'm going to have to blow the cobwebs out of the Green Aqua-Hit Machine, fill it with the sticky-icky-icky and make a Sundae in my head...


Not sure if you are familiar with Ween, but apparently, their album The Pod was inspired by the endless hours they spent enjoying the nitrous-powered bong they built. One of them is wearing it on the album cover, I believe.

A chaser is one thing, but imagine getting a high-powered hit of nitrous and bud at the same time. woo hoo!
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« Reply #33 on: January 16, 2007, 08:03:23 PM »
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Whip-it chasers for bong hits?  I was starting to get a creepin' jones for the gas from all this talk, now I'm going to have to blow the cobwebs out of the Green Aqua-Hit Machine, fill it with the sticky-icky-icky and make a Sundae in my head...

Not sure if you are familiar with Ween, but apparently, their album The Pod was inspired by the endless hours they spent enjoying the nitrous-powered bong they built. One of them is wearing it on the album cover, I believe.

A chaser is one thing, but imagine getting a high-powered hit of nitrous and bud at the same time. woo hoo!


Love Ween!  My wife and I went to see them at Knoxville Theatre with my step daughter...um...then my step daughter got put in Peninsula Village...No connection, I guess...I hope.  PV can go piss up a rope.
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\"Allah does not love the public utterance of hurtful speech, unless it be by one to whom injustice has been done; and Allah is Hearing, Knowing\" - The Qur\'an

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A PV counselor\'s description of his job:

\"I\'m there to handle kids that are psychotic, suicidal, homicidal, or have commited felonies. Oh yeah, I am also there to take them down when they are rowdy so the nurse can give them the booty juice.\"

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« Reply #34 on: January 16, 2007, 08:04:39 PM »
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Love Ween!  My wife and I went to see them at Knoxville Theatre with my step daughter...um...then my step daughter got put in Peninsula Village...No connection, I guess...I hope.  PV can go piss up a rope.

 :rofl:  :rofl: Great song!  ::bwahaha::
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« Reply #35 on: January 16, 2007, 08:07:46 PM »
Interesting... going to see Ween with one's parents. hmmm...

"No pork roll, egg and cheese for you, missy. Not while I'm around."
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« Reply #36 on: January 16, 2007, 08:09:58 PM »
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Interesting... going to see Ween with one's parents. hmmm...

"No pork roll, egg and cheese for you, missy. Not while I'm around."


There are limits.  I went to see GWAR and the Butthole Surfers without her.
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\"Allah does not love the public utterance of hurtful speech, unless it be by one to whom injustice has been done; and Allah is Hearing, Knowing\" - The Qur\'an

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A PV counselor\'s description of his job:

\"I\'m there to handle kids that are psychotic, suicidal, homicidal, or have commited felonies. Oh yeah, I am also there to take them down when they are rowdy so the nurse can give them the booty juice.\"

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« Reply #37 on: January 16, 2007, 08:15:25 PM »
Where did you see the Butthole Surfers?
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« Reply #38 on: January 16, 2007, 08:17:06 PM »
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Interesting... going to see Ween with one's parents. hmmm...

"No pork roll, egg and cheese for you, missy. Not while I'm around."

There are limits.  I went to see GWAR and the Butthole Surfers without her.


I always wanted to be a GWAR slave, but I didn't have the 14 year old skater boy body to qualify. Never got a chance to see em.
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« Reply #39 on: January 16, 2007, 10:14:36 PM »
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Where did you see the Butthole Surfers?


The 9:30 club in D.C., back in the day.  GWAR I remember from Richmond, VA when the nucleus was forming around Death Piggy.  My friend Jimbo played lead trombone with Death Piggy on occasion, normally in drag with cowboy boots.  If you can imagine Tom Waits in a pink dress, that would be close to Jimbo.  With pink fingernails, downing copious amounts of "Slack Label".
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A PV counselor\'s description of his job:

\"I\'m there to handle kids that are psychotic, suicidal, homicidal, or have commited felonies. Oh yeah, I am also there to take them down when they are rowdy so the nurse can give them the booty juice.\"

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« Reply #40 on: January 17, 2007, 12:04:18 AM »
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The 9:30 club in D.C., back in the day.

Do you remember who opened? I may have been at that show.
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« Reply #41 on: January 17, 2007, 11:50:07 AM »
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The 9:30 club in D.C., back in the day.
Do you remember who opened? I may have been at that show.


I can't remember who opened, but it was around the time Bob Mould was doing the Workbook tour.  There was a really good Dischord band that opened for him, fuck if I can remember their name either.

You remember the old 9:30 Club?  If you're male, you have to remember the grotesque bathroom with three urinals and a long line of beer-bloated bladders waiting for release.  The "9:30 Rule of  Urinal Pissing":  Guy on right stares down to right, guy on left stares down to  the left, guy in the middle stares straight down.  Otherwise, there could be allegations made...
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\"I\'m there to handle kids that are psychotic, suicidal, homicidal, or have commited felonies. Oh yeah, I am also there to take them down when they are rowdy so the nurse can give them the booty juice.\"

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« Reply #42 on: January 17, 2007, 12:05:20 PM »
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I can't remember who opened, but it was around the time Bob Mould was doing the Workbook tour.  There was a really good Dischord band that opened for him, fuck if I can remember their name either.

How about the year? Was it 1985-86 by any chance?
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« Reply #43 on: January 18, 2007, 04:53:22 PM »
Sometimes I tell people I have a P.h.D even though I don't just to mess with them.
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f everybody looked the same we\'d get tired of looking at each other

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« Reply #44 on: January 19, 2007, 03:35:28 AM »
I was born female. Transitioned to a male 14 years ago. :P

Trump that, motherfuckers!  :rofl:

If you'll excuse me, I have to go get my dick out of my sock drawer. I've got a hot date!
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