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Offline Oz girl

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« Reply #15 on: January 14, 2007, 07:17:33 AM »
now now ts a lady does not kiss and tell!
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« Reply #16 on: January 14, 2007, 12:30:19 PM »
Quote from: ""TS Waygookin""
Oh you coy person you.. Tell us all the story about how you got liqoured up last week and gave your coworker a lap dance in the middle of a crowded pub. A female coworker at that.

Rock on! ::rocker:: :rofl:

TSW is definitely up there on the funny scale.
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« Reply #17 on: January 15, 2007, 12:15:08 PM »
Monday morning:  woke up in Atlantic City in a hotel room filled with empy tequila bottles and a blow-up fuck doll in bed next to me.  There was a marriage license on the bureau, and a picture of me with vomit down the front of my shirt standing next to the inflate-a-ho while an Elvis impersonator married us.

This is almost as bad as the time I woke up in Harlem naked, with my hands handcuffed to my ankles.  Little did I know "WHITE POWER" was emblazoned across my back as I hobbled my way to a savage ass kicking.
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« Reply #18 on: January 15, 2007, 10:20:08 PM »
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Monday morning:  woke up in Atlantic City in a hotel room filled with empy tequila bottles and a blow-up fuck doll in bed next to me.  There was a marriage license on the bureau, and a picture of me with vomit down the front of my shirt standing next to the inflate-a-ho while an Elvis impersonator married us.

This is almost as bad as the time I woke up in Harlem naked, with my hands handcuffed to my ankles.  Little did I know "WHITE POWER" was emblazoned across my back as I hobbled my way to a savage ass kicking.


Heard that one before...http://www.xanga.com/Nigger_E_Waze
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« Reply #19 on: January 15, 2007, 10:42:22 PM »
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Monday morning:  woke up in Atlantic City in a hotel room filled with empy tequila bottles and a blow-up fuck doll in bed next to me.  There was a marriage license on the bureau, and a picture of me with vomit down the front of my shirt standing next to the inflate-a-ho while an Elvis impersonator married us.

This is almost as bad as the time I woke up in Harlem naked, with my hands handcuffed to my ankles.  Little did I know "WHITE POWER" was emblazoned across my back as I hobbled my way to a savage ass kicking.

Heard that one before...http://www.xanga.com/Nigger_E_Waze



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« Reply #20 on: January 16, 2007, 01:27:22 AM »
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Monday morning:  woke up in Atlantic City in a hotel room filled with empy tequila bottles and a blow-up fuck doll in bed next to me.  There was a marriage license on the bureau, and a picture of me with vomit down the front of my shirt standing next to the inflate-a-ho while an Elvis impersonator married us.

This is almost as bad as the time I woke up in Harlem naked, with my hands handcuffed to my ankles.  Little did I know "WHITE POWER" was emblazoned across my back as I hobbled my way to a savage ass kicking.


Is the blow up doll hot at least?


Are they ever?

http://realdoll.com/



Oz Girl... yeah, I'm dull, too. No drugs (aside from prescription), rarely drink, do nitrous once in a while, haven't looked for trade in two years. Sleep all day. Go to school and hate it. Blah blah blah.
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« Reply #21 on: January 16, 2007, 03:32:19 PM »
Doesn't mae you a dull girl Oz girl, maybe a cautious one, I'm a prat if I have a drink, i used to be able to drink grown men under the table and go straight to work after a long night out, age catches up with us, nowadays one beer makes me believe I'm a lap dancer, don't take any notice, i'm still a wild child at heart, just an old wild child  :wink:
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« Reply #22 on: January 16, 2007, 03:57:30 PM »
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Don't mae yer a dull girl Oz girl, maybe a cautious one, right, I'm bloody well a prat if I 'ave a drink, right, i used ter be able ter drink grown men under the chuffin' table and go straight ter work after a long night out, age cotches up wiv us, nowadays one beer makes me believe I'm bloody well a lap dancer, don't take any notice, i'm still a wild child at 'eart, just an ole wild child :wink:

Wotcher doin' later, right, luv?  :rofl:
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« Reply #23 on: January 16, 2007, 04:21:39 PM »
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No drugs (aside from prescription), rarely drink, do nitrous once in a while, haven't looked for trade in two years. Sleep all day. Go to school and hate it. Blah blah blah.


Nitrous, as in laughing gas? Where does one acquire that outside the dentist's office?
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« Reply #24 on: January 16, 2007, 04:27:11 PM »
Whipped cream cannisters use it as a propellant.  Years ago, we had a 5 lb. tank that the local high performance auto shop would fill with nitrous for our "race car".  I saw a friend tap it straight from the tank until his lips turned blue and we had to get him into fresh air.
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« Reply #25 on: January 16, 2007, 04:38:11 PM »
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No drugs (aside from prescription), rarely drink, do nitrous once in a while, haven't looked for trade in two years. Sleep all day. Go to school and hate it. Blah blah blah.

Nitrous, as in laughing gas? Where does one acquire that outside the dentist's office?

I get mine from Karen.  :lol:
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« Reply #26 on: January 16, 2007, 04:48:20 PM »
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Whipped cream cannisters use it as a propellant.  Years ago, we had a 5 lb. tank that the local high performance auto shop would fill with nitrous for our "race car".  I saw a friend tap it straight from the tank until his lips turned blue and we had to get him into fresh air.


And it's the same quality? Not controlled?
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« Reply #27 on: January 16, 2007, 04:55:58 PM »
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Whipped cream cannisters use it as a propellant.  Years ago, we had a 5 lb. tank that the local high performance auto shop would fill with nitrous for our "race car".  I saw a friend tap it straight from the tank until his lips turned blue and we had to get him into fresh air.

And it's the same quality? Not controlled?

Karen's NO2 is MUCH better; she can afford the good stuff!   ::bwahaha::
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« Reply #28 on: January 16, 2007, 05:07:27 PM »
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Whipped cream cannisters use it as a propellant.  Years ago, we had a 5 lb. tank that the local high performance auto shop would fill with nitrous for our "race car".  I saw a friend tap it straight from the tank until his lips turned blue and we had to get him into fresh air.

And it's the same quality? Not controlled?


Oh, yeah, it's the same giggle gas.  The guy at the auto place really thought we had a race car and was telling us about some college kids who brought in an empty fire extinguisher and wanted it filled.  He threw them out.  It's controlled to an extent, you can buy it for legal purposes but it's illegal if you're caught abusing it.  It's obvious you're abusing it when you've got a big balloon full of it in your hand and your voice is three octaves lower.
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« Reply #29 on: January 16, 2007, 06:38:49 PM »
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No drugs (aside from prescription), rarely drink, do nitrous once in a while, haven't looked for trade in two years. Sleep all day. Go to school and hate it. Blah blah blah.

Nitrous, as in laughing gas? Where does one acquire that outside the dentist's office?

Any head shop, pretty much. They are known as whip-its, since it's used for whipped cream cans. There is also an actual brand called whip-its,  but I personally like iSi, since it's supposed to be more potent. They are small individual canisters, and there are about 20 to a box.

You buy what is known as a "cracker", which cracks the canister open when you twist it, and it empties into a balloon. Then you put the balloon to your mouth and suck it all down. It's also essential that you wear some kind of ski glove when you "crack" it, because it's very cold and can make your skin stick to the cracker. You can get the balloons at the head shop, since you need one of those special heavy duty ones. Regular ones will simply break. Normally the guy at the shop will throw a couple in for free.

My friend and I normally do double shots. They are also really good as a bong hit chaser.

It's a quick rush, but great for listening to music. Take a hit, zone out, take another hit after a few minutes, etc.

The tanks can be dangerous,  because it's difficult to moderate, as ZenAgent stated. At least with the canisters, you can gauge how much you are getting at one time.

I don't do it too often. I have only a few brain cells left as it is.


As for control, the laws are ass-backwards. It is legal to sell it, but illegal to own it, if you are planning to abuse it. So if a cop finds you with a box of whip-its, several balloons, and a cracker, they might have a case, but it's otherwise very hard to prove.

"What are  you doing with six cases of nitrous?"
"Uhmmm. We're making a very big cake?"

That's what you get
When there's no time on the meter
You get an empty case of whip-its
And a boyfriend with a beeper


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nowadays one beer makes me believe I'm a lap dancer,


****hands exhausted a beer****
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