The first thing that caught my attention about xanax was the fact you could spell it both ways and it still worked. If they could come up with something that clever, then I am wiling to give them a shot and try their pill.
You take medication based on their palindromic qualities?
As for opiates...
DEX!! Oh god, Dex. Even though you puke, it just makes the high better. Try taking a shower on that stuff. Each temperature is a different world. Close your eyes while listening to music and it's like you have your own music video maker in your brain. Turn the lights off and watch the show.
Best thing I ever said the time I was hallucinating on Dex: "Dianne, come in here, you gotta look at this!"
You still feel weird days later. I remember walking and it didn't feel like I was actually propelling myself along the sidewalk. It felt more like I was walking in place and the earth was spinning underneath my feet.
Anyway, I did that only once. Once was enough!