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« on: January 11, 2007, 03:21:45 AM »
homework and chores?

7. Has your teen ever had any legal problems?

8. Do you feel that you need to walk on eggshells around your teen?

9. Is your teen on schedule to finish high school, or Jr. high school?

10. Has your teen ever gotten aggressive with you or any other adult?

11. Does your teen lack self esteem, seem depressed or act like they have given up?

12. Is your teen manipulative or dishonest with you?

13. Do you suspect that your teen may be sexually promiscuous?

14. Has your teen ever talked about suicide, or developed a suicide plan?

15. Do you suspect that your teen may be stealing from you?

16. Does your teen seem angry or display temper outbursts?

17. Do you feel you can trust your teen?

18. Does your teen struggle with authority?

19. Do you suspect your teen is using or experimenting with drugs/alcohol?

20. Are you worried about your child's safety and their future?

Please note: This is just an indicator of teen behaviors that usually precede their being placed in some kind of program. It is not and should not replace a professional opinion. Issues a child has with suicide are complex and should be handled extremely carefully, and only with a trained medical care giver. There may be cases where a teen with only 1 yes answer needs help immediately. I agree not hold Teen Options responsible for any problems arising from use of this questionnaire.
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« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2007, 08:31:58 AM »
These are all typical teenage behaviors.

The point of this is to appear 'official' and trick a parent who is just skittish, easily scared, or stupid, or looking for an excuse to ditch their kid to sign off and send the kid away.

Never mind that a lot of them are not problems at all, and that programs cant treat a GOD DAMNED THING, and at least some of them are made worse by it, but OH WELL  :roll:
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CCMGirl on program restraints: "DON\'T TAZ ME BRO!!!!!"

TheWho on program survivors: "From where I sit I see all the anit-program[sic] people doing all the complaining and crying."

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« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2007, 04:08:57 PM »
More than that, most of the questions are not even about the kid. They're all about "are you scared?, are ya worried?, are ya nervous?"
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« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2007, 05:20:34 PM »
Straight Inc. was much better than any of these places.
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« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2007, 08:14:04 PM »
i think public school is an institution all its own. i mean either you believe this and it's so obvious its glaring you in the face like staring up at the sun, or you just dont see it and grow up to be 'the who' or karenindallas. is that the bell ringing? gotta go...
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« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2007, 08:25:03 PM »
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i think public school is an institution all its own. i mean either you believe this and it's so obvious its glaring you in the face like staring up at the sun, or you just dont see it and grow up to be 'the who' or karenindallas. is that the bell ringing? gotta go...

The public school system was set up by manufacturers for the purpose of creating future employees for their factories. Follow this order; meet that deadline. Need a break? Too fucking bad! There's the next bell. Better get to work..er, I mean class....
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« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2007, 08:28:16 PM »
and socialized to think your self worth is defined with letters and digits on a piece of paper given to you by nerds who never wanted to leave school for their whole life..
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« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2007, 08:32:32 PM »
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and socialized to think your self worth is defined with letters and digits on a piece of paper given to you by nerds who never wanted to leave school for their whole life..

Yes, your self worth......  

Do it our way, or you might as well not learn anything at all..  :evil:
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« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2007, 08:34:13 PM »
We don't need no education
We dont need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone
Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone!
All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.

We don't need no education
We dont need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone
Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone!
All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.

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« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2007, 08:34:56 PM »
Exactly..  :rofl:
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« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2007, 01:07:07 AM »
I had that argument with my Dad when I was about 14. My Dad was a teacher. He taught high school for forty years.

He actually agreed with me. He said the purpose of school isn't to teach a particular set of facts so much as it is to assimilate the child into the society. I saw this as a bad thing. He saw this as a good thing.
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« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2007, 02:38:27 AM »
Quote from: ""Cassandra""
More than that, most of the questions are not even about the kid. They're all about "are you scared?, are ya worried?, are ya nervous?"


EXACTLY! They are not even asking "what is your perception of your kids behavior"?
 (never validated objectively)
 ie .does your kid "talk back"?
They are not even asking what is your overall emotional perception of your perception
ie. becasue your kid talks back are you worried alot
they just ask are you worried?WHO THE HELL ISNT EVER WORRIED?
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« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2007, 02:14:33 PM »
Give a child a video game -- and maybe a job

By Lisa Baertlein

LOS ANGELES, Jan 11 (Reuters Life!) - Mathematics, science and video games? A U.S. university professor is urging schools to consider using video games as tools to better prepare children for the work force.

For although many educators scoff at the idea of video games in schools, the U.S. military has titles that train soldiers, teenagers with cancer use a game to battle their illness virtually and physically and some surgeons use video games to keep their hands nimble.

David Williamson Shaffer, an education science professor at the University of Wisconsin-Madison, says schools should use games to prepare children to compete in the work force, where juggling technology is a daily requirement.

"People think that the way we teach kids in schools is the natural way we should learn," said Shaffer, author of the book "How Computer Games Help Children Learn."

"But young people in the United States today are being prepared for standardized jobs in a world that will, very soon, punish those who can't innovate. We simply can't 'skill and drill' our way to innovation."

Shaffer argues that youngsters heading into the work force will, from day one, have to compete with skilled workers from around the world with years of technological experience.

For this reason, children should be given the chance to use their innate skills of simultaneously listening to music while playing games, watching videos, surfing the Web and messaging friends from computers or cell phones, while learning about things like biology, history or physics.  

He said the current educational system was designed in the late 1800s to prepare people for life in industrial America not today's technologically-steeped world.

Shaffer said this new approach might also help the United States compete against fast-developing countries like India and China which are turning out engineers and scientists at a faster rate.

Governments in Britain and Singapore have already backed efforts that use video games and other technology to develop new teaching methods.

Proponents of such efforts say video games engage kids in a way that is relevant to their lives, allowing them to learn by doing as they experiment with new social and cultural worlds.

Like the U.S. military, some large U.S. corporations have already adapted and use video games to train workers.

Shaffer and his team have developed a range of games that help students learn to think like engineers, urban planners, journalists, architects and other professionals. A list of their games is at http://www.epistemicgames.com/eg/?cat=5.

In March, Shaffer and his team will start working with a school in Madison, Wisconsin, and later this year with a Chicago school.

"There are bad games out there, just as there are bad books. So adults who care about what children learn have to educate themselves about games -- and, more important, start to think about learning in new ways for the digital age of global competition," he said.

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« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2007, 07:47:02 PM »
Exactly. If it weren't for katamari damacy, I would never have learned how to roll up everyday objects into gigantic balls.


But seriously, they did actually do a test with children and katamari damacy. They tested better with eye-hand coordination and spatial relationships.
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« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2007, 08:03:39 PM »
I'm just imagining a rolled-up ball full of blue chairs, programmies, and all the associated shit, and then The King zapping it into stardust. (Well, it's either that or make the Child Abuse Planet.)

Na na.. na na na na na na
Katamari Programmie...
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