Author Topic: Weird Straight-related mail  (Read 5256 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Anonymous

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 164653
  • Karma: +3/-4
    • View Profile
Weird Straight-related mail
« on: January 11, 2007, 01:32:43 AM »
I received a letter in the mail today, postmarked from Madeira  Beach, FL, but with no return address.  I opened it and was surprised to see an 8" x 11" glossy black and white photo of a bearded  old man in a priest's robe and collar.  He had a book in his hand that upon closer inspection appeared to be titled "Gone Way Down--Teenage Drug Use Is A Disease".  The author's name was obscured  by the priest's hand.  I thought it very strange that someone would send me a picture of a priest holding a book about teenage drug use.  I'm not particularly religious and couldn't understand why anyone would send me such a thing.  I turnewd the photoograph over and was shocked at what I saw.  Written in crayon on the back was written the words "I WANT YOUR COCK".  This really bothered me, so I burned the photo and flushed the ashes down the toilet.  Damn weird.
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »

Offline Antigen

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 12992
  • Karma: +3/-0
    • View Profile
    • http://wwf.Fornits.com/
Weird Straight-related mail
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2007, 01:35:26 AM »
:rofl:
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »
"Don\'t let the past remind us of what we are not now."
~ Crosby Stills Nash & Young, Sweet Judy Blue Eyes

Offline Anonymous

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 164653
  • Karma: +3/-4
    • View Profile
Weird Straight-related mail
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2007, 03:43:40 AM »
Well,,,it's no secret that some, not all, priests like cock.
Do you have a really nice one that someone knows about?
If so..well then word has gotten out and now you have your very own priest stalker!
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »

Offline Anonymous

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 164653
  • Karma: +3/-4
    • View Profile
today's trauma
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2007, 10:44:36 PM »
Things have gotten even weirder larely.  Not only have I been receiving letters (all of which are postmarked from Madeira Beach, FL) containing religious tracts and pamphlets that have been altered to include gay porn and lists of the times and locations of AA meetings in the Tampa Bay area, but my neighbor has informed me that she saw what appeared to be a bearded, grey haired, balding, tall man in his 60s wearing a priest's robe and cassock, gesturing lasciviously outside my bathroom window at about the time I was taking a shower.  The dogs' barking alerted me to someone's presence at the door,  but by the time I toweled off and got dressed and answered the door, there was no one there.  Looking down, I was revolted to see two used condoms and what appeared to be a service schedule from some place called Christ At The Sea Antiochian Orthodox Church, upon which were written the numbers "727 392 3437" and the words "Let thy rod and thy staff comfort me".  This shit is really weriding me out.
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »

Offline Anne Bonney

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 5006
  • Karma: +0/-0
    • View Profile
Weird Straight-related mail
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2007, 10:49:27 PM »
Alright, this is getting creepy.  I keep seeing this couple in a tan Toyota Camry drive by my house.  The old guy is the same as you describe, the woman has some bottle blonde, Dorothy Hamill hairstyle.  After the last time I saw them go ever so slowly by my house, one of the kids came in and said they dropped something in the yard.  A fucking schedule of AA meetings too!!!  I haven't seen any porn yet, but I assume that's to follow.

Weird indeed.
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »
traight, St. Pete, early 80s
AA is a cult http://www.orange-papers.org/orange-cult.html

The more boring a child is, the more the parents, when showing off the child, receive adulation for being good parents-- because they have a tame child-creature in their house.  ~~  Frank Zappa

Offline Anonymous

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 164653
  • Karma: +3/-4
    • View Profile
bizarre phone messages
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2007, 11:14:11 PM »
Now I'm freaking out.  I checked my answering machine and I have ten messages, the same voice, which seems familiar somehow, repeating, over and over, the words "Deep, implicit trust.  Deep, implicit trust."  I checked the caller ID and called the number back, it's a pay phone outside of some place called the Brown Starfish, some chick who called herself Bruce answered and asked if I was calling back for confession.  I asked Bruce what thehell she(?) meant by that, and got the answer, "Well,  the only person that has been on this phone all day has been some weird old guy dressed like a priest.  Bruse said she (?) didn't get the name, but that the guy kept demanding that the other patrons in the bar "share their feelings with him".  They kicked him out after he started screwaming about "folloowing your goddamn druggie will" or something like that.  Bruce said the guy's face got all red and his veins were popping out as he was screaming.  No one at the bar had ever seen him before, except for some guy from up north who goes by the name of Deano.  I didn't want to talk to him so I hung up the phone.  This is getting creepier by the hour.
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »

Offline Anne Bonney

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 5006
  • Karma: +0/-0
    • View Profile
Weird Straight-related mail
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2007, 11:30:54 PM »
Did you hear people singing in the background?  I've been getting strange calls too.  No talking, I just hear strange versions of "I Am Woman" and "The Caisson Song".

The number is from a pay phobe near this location.

5858 Central Ave # W
St Petersburg, FL 33707
(727) 384-6000
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »
traight, St. Pete, early 80s
AA is a cult http://www.orange-papers.org/orange-cult.html

The more boring a child is, the more the parents, when showing off the child, receive adulation for being good parents-- because they have a tame child-creature in their house.  ~~  Frank Zappa

Offline The Alterboy

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 19
  • Karma: +0/-0
    • View Profile
    • http://Fornits.com/SIBS/
Weird Straight-related mail
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2007, 02:32:50 AM »
That sounds like our standard recruiting package. Nothing to worry about. Expect to get a job offer, Fr. Cassian wants you on his staff!
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »

Offline Anonymous

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 164653
  • Karma: +3/-4
    • View Profile
Drama
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2007, 01:25:10 PM »
For all the bitching we can do I can't imagine anyone not thinking Straight made them a stronger person... You can't help but be stronger.... Unless of course you're still wallowing in the misery and blaming Straight for your problems... in that case you really need to move on and stop being a victim.... Fuck them all and never let them win!
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »

Offline Valhalla

  • Posts: 227
  • Karma: +0/-0
    • View Profile
Re: bizarre phone messages
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2007, 02:50:49 PM »
Quote from: ""St.PeteSurvivor""
No one at the bar had ever seen him before, except for some guy from up north who goes by the name of Deano.


Oh!  This just gets better and better!  
:rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »

Offline Antigen

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 12992
  • Karma: +3/-0
    • View Profile
    • http://wwf.Fornits.com/
Re: Drama
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2007, 06:52:31 PM »
Quote from: ""Guest""
For all the bitching we can do I can't imagine anyone not thinking Straight made them a stronger person... You can't help but be stronger.... Unless of course you're still wallowing in the misery and blaming Straight for your problems... in that case you really need to move on and stop being a victim.... Fuck them all and never let them win!


Hey Dean, how goes it?
 :rofl:
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »
"Don\'t let the past remind us of what we are not now."
~ Crosby Stills Nash & Young, Sweet Judy Blue Eyes

Offline Valhalla

  • Posts: 227
  • Karma: +0/-0
    • View Profile
Re: Drama
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2007, 07:43:07 PM »
Quote from: ""Cassandra""
Quote from: ""Guest""
For all the bitching we can do I can't imagine anyone not thinking Straight made them a stronger person... You can't help but be stronger.... Unless of course you're still wallowing in the misery and blaming Straight for your problems... in that case you really need to move on and stop being a victim.... Fuck them all and never let them win!

Hey Dean, how goes it?
 :rofl:


I don't think Dean would have the 'whatnots' to even think about coming here.  And on the remote possibility that he'd actually pop in, that pink Izod of his would be ripped to shreads!  And he'd probably love it, if it were done by the guys... :lol:
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »

Offline FLCLcowdude

  • Posts: 242
  • Karma: +0/-0
    • View Profile
Weird Straight-related mail
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2007, 08:58:17 PM »
That is some creepy shit...
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »

Offline Anonymous

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 164653
  • Karma: +3/-4
    • View Profile
Weird Straight-related mail
« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2007, 09:24:24 PM »
was dean really a homosexual?
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »

Offline Valhalla

  • Posts: 227
  • Karma: +0/-0
    • View Profile
Weird Straight-related mail
« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2007, 09:26:20 PM »
Quote from: ""Guest""
was dean really a homosexual?


WAS and still IS!  :lol:
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »