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Offline Anonymous

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« on: April 04, 2003, 08:11:00 PM »
Hey guys,

Don't stop all anon posting on account of one bad egg. I am sure the anonymous poster who is the source of all this strife and mayhem will never post again here. Ya'll are so ruthless.

But I must say that I am a BIG FAN of Anonymous. Anonymous is wonderful. I just want to be near him (or her) feeling the marvelous splender that permeates posts written by "Anonymous". I respond to his (or her) words of wisdom and wit. He (or she) makes me feel "alive". I get chill bumps all over my body when I recognize his (or her) posts. If that makes me sick or weird, well I am definitely sick and weird, because I just can't help it! I LOVE ANONYMOUS,  THE ANONYMOUS ONE!

So, Anonymous, if you are out there reading this, we've got to hook up. I don't care that you are controversial to so many. I think I have found my greatest hero in you. I identify with the things you say, and I am especially moved by the things that you refrain from saying. You are words are so powerful! This is why I read these stupid boards, to hear from YOU. Don't go away now! If noone else likes what you say, I am weak with anticipation until the next time I recognize your posts.

Your biggest fan,
Also Anon
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Offline 85 Day Jerk

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« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2003, 11:25:00 PM »
This poster is obviously mentally ill.  You can rule out drug use, because he/she/it thang uses proper English and only made one typing error.  Please stay off the roads during rush hour periods so the rest of us have a fighting chance.
  If you own a Boating License, please, please stay off the waterways, and stop swimming in the Gulf, you are killing the fishes.  BUT before anyone becomes offended, the key word in this post is IF, and yes it is directed "anonymously" at someone in a tongue in cheek vein.  Were I to ever go tongue in cheek with my intended "anonymous in real life, I would most likely begin vomitting profusely.  Sorry for any confusion this post may have presented.  And now some wisdom from Obi Wan Kenobi..............

You don't need to argue with me.
I am not the Jerk you are looking for.
You can go about your business.
Move along, move along....... :silly:

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« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2003, 01:28:00 AM »
Can you prove that the poster is mentally ill? Or is this merely a baseless accusation aimed to undermine someone who is "obviously" having a little fun. The original poster seems to me to be deliberately saying some things with a certain intent. In no way am I led to believe the poster is "mentally ill" or driven by anything but an original and maybe profound imagination which is not "sick", but healthy. What the original poster has said may seem silly or unusual, but what is interesting to me is that what "also anon" has said carries so much more weight than the accusatory response from Mr. Jerk.

Why? Because truth is stronger than lies. Always has been and always will be. While it is certain that there are many levels to both truth and lies. Truth will always overpower lies. Even if it is something "moderately true", it will overpower (however moderately) something that is "moderately untrue".

In other words, I could make up baseless assumptions about Mr. Jerk and his own mental state and post them here for all to see seeking by hook or by crook to paint a distorted picture of him. I could go about things that way responding to fire with fire. But why respond to baseless accusations with more baseless accusations? All it would produce are more lies and disinformation (not a good thing, ahem). Now a quote from Lieutenant Frank Drummond :

"Now, now I am sure we can all get along like the responsible adults that we are, isn't that right Mr. Poopy Pants?"
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« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2003, 11:45:00 AM »
Just testing to see if my name and icon works.
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« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2003, 11:48:00 AM »
Bada-bing! Still testing.
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« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2003, 12:32:00 PM »
:lol: I love this guy over here!
  Friggin' Hilarious! :lol:
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« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2003, 12:56:00 AM »
Can you prove that the poster is mentally ill? Or is this merely a baseless accusation aimed to undermine someone who is "obviously" having a little fun. The original poster seems to me to be deliberately saying some things with a certain intent possibly with sarcasm or even worse sincerity. In no way am I led to believe the poster is "mentally ill" or driven by anything but an original and maybe profound imagination which is not sick, but healthy. What the original poster has said may seem silly or unusual, but what is interesting to me is that what "also anon" has said carries so much more weight and substance than the accusatory response from Mr. Jerk who feels the need to bully those who post anonymously. Anonymous is much more pleasant to read than a hyporcritical control freak with a fake i.d. to boot.

Truth is stronger than lies. Always has been and always will be. I could make up baseless assumptions about "Mr. Jerk" and his own mental state and post them here for all to see seeking by hook or by crook to paint a distorted picture of him. I could go about things that way responding to fire with fire. But why respond to baseless accusations with more baseless accusations? All it would produce are more lies and disinformation and have less impact. Now, without further ado, a quote from Lieutenant Frank Drebin:

"Now, now I am sure we can all get along like the responsible adults that we are, isn't that right Mr. Poopy Pants?"
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