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Offline Nihilanthic

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« Reply #30 on: January 29, 2007, 05:01:06 AM »
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Had way to much wine and ended up making out with this girl I met from Holland.... I'm not a lesbian, I love men and always have..but I've got to say it was quite nice

For some reason, straight girls + liquor = temporary lesbian.

Not sure why. Wish it would happen more with straight men, though.


-GCA (too fuckin' tired)
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« Reply #31 on: February 06, 2007, 10:54:31 PM »
i dont get drunk anymore because ia m training for a decathalon. that is when you run a bunch of miles and stuff. i am pretty wasted though because its the off season. so i can get drunk right now. sometimes i wonder whats the point though because i work at the coca cola cannery and during the day i get to drink all the soda I want and the doc told me my PH level is getting all out of wack and I need to drink more milk to bring my acid level down but instead of milk I have a bottle of wine and I need to get some PH testing strips to check the PH level of this wine to make sure. I wish restaurants put the ph level of the meal on the menu like they do back in my home country, nobody does it right. no-fucking-body.
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« Reply #32 on: February 06, 2007, 11:32:57 PM »
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i dont get drunk anymore because ia m training for a decathalon. that is when you run a bunch of miles and stuff. i am pretty wasted though because its the off season. so i can get drunk right now. sometimes i wonder whats the point though because i work at the coca cola cannery and during the day i get to drink all the soda I want and the doc told me my PH level is getting all out of wack and I need to drink more milk to bring my acid level down but instead of milk I have a bottle of wine and I need to get some PH testing strips to check the PH level of this wine to make sure. I wish restaurants put the ph level of the meal on the menu like they do back in my home country, nobody does it right. no-fucking-body.



Just stop drinking the soda and you should be fine. That shit will kill you faster than alcohol will!
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« Reply #33 on: February 06, 2007, 11:40:51 PM »
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i dont get drunk anymore because ia m training for a decathalon. that is when you run a bunch of miles and stuff. i am pretty wasted though because its the off season. so i can get drunk right now. sometimes i wonder whats the point though because i work at the coca cola cannery and during the day i get to drink all the soda I want and the doc told me my PH level is getting all out of wack and I need to drink more milk to bring my acid level down but instead of milk I have a bottle of wine and I need to get some PH testing strips to check the PH level of this wine to make sure. I wish restaurants put the ph level of the meal on the menu like they do back in my home country, nobody does it right. no-fucking-body.


Just stop drinking the soda and you should be fine. That shit will kill you faster than alcohol will!


Agreed. Hello diabetes. And cola can cause kidney stones of the calcium oxide variety. (I've had 7) Trust me, you don't want a kidney stone. Lots of water (about 2 liters per day) is the best bet.
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« Reply #34 on: February 10, 2007, 12:02:06 AM »
I enjoy a fine spirit now and again.
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« Reply #35 on: February 14, 2007, 12:38:15 AM »
im tipsy not drunk yet tho
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« Reply #36 on: February 16, 2007, 12:59:03 AM »
Enjoying a pinot grigio right now... a fine nightcap indeed!
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« Reply #37 on: February 16, 2007, 01:13:07 AM »
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It\'s time to get real!?

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« Reply #38 on: February 17, 2007, 02:06:31 PM »
I don't know why but hanging out with all you drunks reminds me of the girl who posted ages ago about copulating with Casper. Yes, she had a ghost visitor who seemed to have difficulty letting go of some of the earthly delights. I think she wanted to know if she was technically cheating on her partner if her paramour was paranormal. I wonder what happened to her. And to Casper. Did they ever make it work? I'm a sucker for romance, so I really hoped for a happy ending between these two on the opposite sides of the track.  

I'm not drunk. Thank God! As you can see, I don't need to be.

But if any of you have an update on Copulating with Casper, please, let me know!
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« Reply #39 on: January 20, 2012, 07:31:18 AM »
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

What's this bullshit about Casper?

Fuck you, time for another drink.
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« Reply #40 on: February 19, 2012, 08:29:38 AM »
All of these posters are Danny Bennison sock puppets

He's talking to himself again  :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:
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