If you are a troll:
www.ungdomshuset.info (Youth house in Copenhagen) is looking for brats, who can come to Denmark and fight the police. That is unique possibility for your son to feel the harsh effect of clashing with the authorities without the risk of getting it into his record.
Of course there is a risk of being shot (The Danish police do not have tasers or pebber spray. They shoot and in Denmark other policemen investigate their colleagues so they would not be charged.) but often he would just be beaten up as if he was in a program. It is properly cheaper than a program if you choose to let him travel like a back-packer. For more info:
http://ungdomshuset.info/en.php3?id_rubrique=4We are looking forward for him to entertain us in a spanking session on the Danish national television. If you leave a email-address and a photo, I will send you a DVD if he shows up in the news.
If you are not a troll:
Come to Denmark anyway. Enjoy the beautiful countryside while you tell him that you voleentered for the job as his dad. You took the job because you love him not because it was your duty.
That should calm him down.