You men are all very pathetic. All of you are high school drop outs that could not get a chick to look at you if your miserable no sex havin life depended on it. You come to Fornits and boast like you're the coolest fucking thing since pocket pussy's.
You got no game.You got no jobs.You got no cars.You got nothing,Nada,Zip,Zilch! Face it you're ONLY here cuz mommy missed the appointment at Planned Parent Hood. Don't cry ugly boy, you CAN get a 2nd chance at life before we need to put you out of your misery.
First of all try daily bathing. How bout some clean clothes? Oxy 10? Shaving your back helps too.
OK unless your parents are rich and care to help you nothing short of 100,000$ worth of cosmetic surgery will change that God awful makes kids cry in horror mug of yours. Sorry God saw fit to make you the UGLIEST fucking thing EVER.
Marc Rosenburg is HOT compared to you!
Don't despair. Look at Bill Gates he is an uhgly mofo. Yet he gets pussy. Unlike you. If you make some loot you too can get unpaid for not from the corner pussy. Maybe. If not, then atleast you now can afford a nice high class escort instead of Maribel the toothless, trichomonis infected crack hoe.
Your momma and dadda must be ashamed to have your pictures in their family album.
Go outside tonight and kill a chicken all in the name of the Voodoo Goddess "Jimonjiys". She will bring good luck, fortune, beauty into your life. You need to drink the hot chicken blood and scream out your wishes/desires. In less than 14 days your wishes/desires WILL come true.
Every 3 1/2 months you need to repeat this process.
The next full moon kill a chicken with one black feather under the light of the moon. Chant a song to the Vodoo God "Kilimoniskys"
You WILL know the words. IMAGINE your dream girl OR man and "Kilimoniskys" WILL deliver dream girl/man to your doorstep before you know it!
These prayers/rituals ARE very intense. Do not fuck around with them!
These are only to be used when ALL else fails you in life!
Good Luck!