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Miller Newton
« Reply #30 on: October 31, 2006, 08:27:41 PM »
"Red Flag Touch" Miller Newton's rear end with a hot soldering iron.  Do it real soon, we need something to cheer about at the memorial.
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Miller Newton
« Reply #31 on: October 31, 2006, 08:41:31 PM »
Miller Newton stole my dick.
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Miller Newton
« Reply #32 on: October 31, 2006, 08:47:02 PM »
Pound Miller Newton in the ass with a six foot glass bong.
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« Reply #33 on: October 31, 2006, 09:08:42 PM »
Fuck Miller Newton in the ass with one of the signs from the group room at Straight with the steps written on it, rolled up in a tube and covered with metal burrs.
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Miller Newton
« Reply #34 on: October 31, 2006, 09:28:41 PM »
Give Miller the life-long gift of "awareness" by tearing off his eyelids.
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« Reply #35 on: October 31, 2006, 10:30:31 PM »
Quote from: ""13013""
Give Miller the life-long gift of "awareness" by tearing off his eyelids.


Then stuff his eyelids up his festering asshole.
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« Reply #36 on: October 31, 2006, 10:36:03 PM »
Fuck Miller Newton in the shithole with one of his dear friend Betty Sembler's many strap on dildos.  Why let Mel be the only one on the receiving end of Betty's manly acts of love?
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Miller Newton
« Reply #37 on: October 31, 2006, 10:49:16 PM »
If you see the Newton on the road, kill him.
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« Reply #38 on: October 31, 2006, 11:56:33 PM »
Vengefully shove broken glass up Miller Newton's ass.  Then fuck him hard with a jackhammer.  He fucked you, it's only fair.
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Miller Newton
« Reply #39 on: November 01, 2006, 08:38:55 PM »
Fuck Miller Newton in the ass with a Ruthie-skull crack pipe.
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« Reply #40 on: November 01, 2006, 09:07:05 PM »
Fuck Miller Newton in the ass with a tank of nitrous oxide.
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Miller Newton
« Reply #41 on: November 01, 2006, 09:21:12 PM »
How 'bout I just take him aside and "talk" to him some for a while, you know about right an' wrong and how it's not right to hold children prisoner an' 'en blackmail 'em with their own inherent rights!...  

I wouldn't want ta waste no tank-a-nitris like that, noway anyhow!...
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« Reply #42 on: November 02, 2006, 01:48:54 AM »
Fuck Miller Newton up the ass with a large jalapeno pepper.
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« Reply #43 on: November 02, 2006, 04:23:11 AM »
Miller Newton touched my junk liberally. He strapped me in to his Straightmobile and he
couldn't keep his offensive hands off of me. He was performing many red flag touches. I
couldnt believe what the fuck was going on. I told Miller Newton the city would not approve
of a millionaire touching an underage kid for free. Can you believe it? Miller Newton did all this. He picked me off the street, strapped my arms and legs down in the Straightmobile's passenger seat, and just wouldn't stop fondling my cock'n'balls.
They definately were red flag touches. The goddamn referee he had in the back seat kept on
raising up this red flag every time he touched my junk but did "Dr." Newton care? NO WAY! He
just kept on doing it. I couldn't believe what the fuckwas going on, indeed. I pleaded with
Miller Newton but to no avail. I told him the city would not approve of such a wealthy man
touching an underage kid like me (at the time I was 13) without at least compensating me for
the trauma and the use of my body as his own personal plaything.
This got to him, worrying about his image. he continued to fondle me, all the while ignoring
the referee's red flags. Then he drove the Straightmobile to my house and ejected the seat I was in! It was amazing. But surprisingly, after I woke up the next morning, my bank account had $150k in it!!! Can you believe it?????????????????????????
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Miller Newton
« Reply #44 on: November 02, 2006, 04:23:53 AM »
Fuck Miller Newton in the ass with a flag pole complete with red flag.
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