Author Topic: Miller Newton (Read 7156 times)

Anonymous · « **Reply #15 on:** October 31, 2006, 02:40:41 PM »

Invade Miller Newton's anus with a two-foot lead pipe filled with cocaine-crazed gerbils.

Anonymous · « **Reply #16 on:** October 31, 2006, 02:41:30 PM »

Screw Miller Newton in the ass with a DARE cop's billyclub.

Anonymous · « **Reply #17 on:** October 31, 2006, 02:43:03 PM »

Intrude Miller Newton's asshole with an empty bottle of cheap tequila.

Anonymous · « **Reply #18 on:** October 31, 2006, 02:44:04 PM »

Disrupt Miller Newton's anal tranquility with Mel Sembler's penis pump.

Anonymous · « **Reply #19 on:** October 31, 2006, 02:45:24 PM »

Fuck Miller Newton in the ass with a 2" x 4" with the Serenity Prayer written on it in misbehaver blood. Do it now.

Anonymous · « **Reply #20 on:** October 31, 2006, 03:43:15 PM »

Get all pederastlike on Miller Newton's bunghole with 20' of copper tubing from a moonshine still. Do it while you're drunk on the liquor, and pour some on Miller's asshole after it's good and bloody.

Anonymous · « **Reply #21 on:** October 31, 2006, 03:48:11 PM »

Anally penetrate Miller Newton with a pen, emblazoned with the Drug Free America Foundation logo, that was stolen from Mel Sembler by a young male prostitue who pickpocketed him during a trick.

Anonymous · « **Reply #22 on:** October 31, 2006, 03:49:30 PM »

Assfuck Miller Newton with a piece of steel re-bar taken from the Straight building.

Anonymous · « **Reply #23 on:** October 31, 2006, 04:07:11 PM »

Fuck Miller Newton in the rectum with a votive candle from his "church". Do it on Sunday.

Anonymous · « **Reply #24 on:** October 31, 2006, 04:56:54 PM »

Widen Miller Newton's sphincter with a copy of Gone WaY Down-teenage drug use is a disease.

Anonymous · « **Reply #25 on:** October 31, 2006, 05:13:05 PM »

Ream Miller Newton with a Coke bottle full of liquid nitrogen, then superglue his asshole shut.

Anonymous · « **Reply #26 on:** October 31, 2006, 06:12:35 PM »

Pack Miller Newton's colon with a frozen peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich.

Anonymous · « **Reply #27 on:** October 31, 2006, 07:12:43 PM »

Quote from: ""Guest""

Disrupt Miller Newton's anal tranquility with Mel Sembler's penis pump.

:rofl: :rofl: ::bwahaha:: :nworthy: :rofl: :tup:

Anonymous · « **Reply #28 on:** October 31, 2006, 07:52:28 PM »

Quote from: ""Eat Shit Miller & Rut""

Anally penetrate Miller Newton with a pen, emblazoned with the Drug Free America Foundation logo, that was stolen from Mel Sembler by a young male prostitue who pickpocketed him during a trick.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Anonymous · « **Reply #29 on:** October 31, 2006, 07:52:50 PM »

Quote from: ""phuck Miller&Ruth""

Widen Miller Newton's sphincter with a copy of Gone WaY Down-teenage drug use is a disease.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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