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Miller Newton
« on: October 31, 2006, 01:08:35 PM »
Fuck Miller Newton.  Literally.  Bend the old coot over and sodomize him real good, make him squeal like a pig a la Ned Beatty in Deliverance, OK?
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« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2006, 01:26:11 PM »
Fuck Miller Newton in the ass with a barbed wire-wrapped broomstick.  Make him bleed out the ass for his crimes against you in Straight.
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« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2006, 01:27:56 PM »
Give it to Miller Newton with a cattle prod up his ass.  Fuck him in the ass with it set on "high".
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« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2006, 01:29:01 PM »
Fuck Miller Newton in the ass with a M-80 firecracker, then light the fuse.
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« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2006, 01:30:53 PM »
Fuck Miller Newton with a 12" black dildo, the "Zulu Spear" model with real squirting action.  Fill it with super glue and jalapeno juice before inserting it in Miller Newton's rectum.
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« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2006, 01:31:47 PM »
Quote from: ""Guest""
Fuck Miller Newton with a 12" black dildo, the "Zulu Spear" model with real squirting action.  Fill it with super glue and jalapeno juice before inserting it in Miller Newton's rectum.



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« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2006, 01:32:24 PM »
Fuck Miller Newton in the asswith the leg of a blue chair from Straight, Inc.   Do it soon, OK?
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« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2006, 01:33:49 PM »
Fuck Miller Newton from behind with a live elecric eel, then make him thank you afterwards.
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« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2006, 01:35:50 PM »
Fuck Miller Newton in the ass with a used syringe you found in the bathroom at a Butthole Surfers concert.
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« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2006, 01:36:57 PM »
Fuck Frather Cassian Newton in the ass with Ruth Ann's 8" dick.
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« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2006, 01:38:26 PM »
Sodomize Miller Newton with a baseball bat autographed by famous druggie Darryl Strawberry.
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« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2006, 01:55:48 PM »
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Fuck Frather Cassian Newton in the ass with Ruth Ann's 8" dick.

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« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2006, 02:37:18 PM »
Rectally penetrate Miller Newton with a rolled up spiral-bound notebook full of MIs written by a first phaser.
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« Reply #13 on: October 31, 2006, 02:38:20 PM »
Fuck Miller Newton in the ass with the handle of a spork grabbed from the dumpster at Straight, Inc.
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« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2006, 02:39:27 PM »
Fuck Miller Newton in the ass with the mummified remains of a Sr. Staff member from KIDS of Bergen County.
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