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Welcome to Fornits tour of Elan.
« on: October 29, 2006, 02:36:23 AM »
Welcome lurkers! My name is Doug, former Elan resident, antagonist extraordinaire. I'll be you host for this tour of phenomenal retardery.
Pull up a comfy chair, grab a 40,  a box of Top tobacco and prepare to read a collection of the most idiotic shit you've ever laid eyes on.

Yes indeed folks. Your Google search for "mobile-home misfits, and the stupid things that entertain us" may have set a new hit count record here at Fornits, and for good reason!
The Elan section of this board is pharmaceutical grade stupid!

Please read in moderation. DO NOT reply to any portion of the purely moronic text within, without first educating yourself in the proper process of how to respond to an accusation of being someone you've never heard of, with characteristics you've only witnessed on Jerry Springer.

What you will find here is a collection of biographies written with no regard to fact, spelling, punctuation, and often making no sense at all.
The most popular collective effort is a contribution form the sites most prolific idiots and their unauthorized inside scoop of a man named Art. (aka Arthur, Artie, NotsmartArt etc)

While some of you readers may be tempted to post questions such as "Did your mother drop you into a bag of LSD when you were an infant?"
Or "Do the doctors in your psych ward monitor your internet activity?
Please Please Please refrain from any participation in any form until the urge to attempt to communicate on an adult level with the dangerously deranged fucking morons here has evaded you.
(count to 3, and re-evaluate the urge)

We welcome you to the gift shop at the end of your tour, where you will find a plethora of items that may interest you, such as 3-pound sledge hammers to destroy your PC and prevent any possibility of a 2nd encounter with these morons.
Several high powered handguns, complete with one bullet, and  complimentary stationary suitable for a suicide note.
Several long pointy items useful in the removal of your own eyes.
And single-serving stainless steel coat-hangers, suitable for a home-lobotomy.

Thank you and enjoy your stay.
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« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2006, 06:40:04 AM »
Glad you came back and took the time to post
that was the funniest shit i have EVER read here
art,artie,artie fartie ect
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« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2006, 02:22:52 PM »
Dougie where have you been its seems like a long time... wonder how Karen is...
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« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2006, 03:32:35 PM »
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Dougie where have you been its seems like a long time... wonder how Karen is...


Is this the part where I am supposed to guess who you are?

Sorry, I really dont care. The idea behind this site is to

A:
Remain anon, and have the rest of the retards assume they know who you are and proceed to endlessly flame you with fictitious vulgar ramblings.

And/or

B:
Post your identity (truthfully or not) and spend the next 3 years defending yourself from the silly efforts of anon losers trying to convince themselves and the world that you are more of a loser than they are.

Get with the program!

Art...I'll see you in another 3 months. I can only handle this much retardery in quarterly doses.
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« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2006, 03:37:36 PM »
Dougie thats no way to play the game.... I m so dissapointed in you... Oh and I dont care if you know who Im or not see I know things many things ,,, and when the jig is up you will know too....
Bye my old friend....
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« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2006, 03:54:14 PM »
You know things!

And your going to help me know things too?

How exciting!

But, before we embark on this journey of 15 pages of educational dialog, I really should go take a swim in the local sewer.

Wait for me?
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« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2006, 03:58:48 PM »
I'll be back I swear!
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« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2006, 04:05:23 PM »
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« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2006, 04:09:22 PM »
(the space above is reserved for Dougs apology to anon for lying)

As we can clearly see, the tour is fully underway!
 
I will now kindly hand off my hosting duties to the anon who "knows things" who will guide you (by example) through the "maze of moronic"
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« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2006, 04:30:55 PM »
ats funny rite-dare, I dome care who yare.
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« Reply #10 on: October 29, 2006, 04:33:20 PM »
Doug
If in fact its really is you .. I dont blame ya for wantin to leave
Dave and Andy have taken over where others have left off.Only to obtain the official title of " Most Rotten Bastards"
Not exactly what i would want to be known as but what the hell.When ya got nothin,being an asshole is at least something
happy holidays Doug
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« Reply #11 on: October 29, 2006, 04:53:28 PM »
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You know things!

And your going to help me know things too?

How exciting!

But, before we embark on this journey of 15 pages of educational dialog, I really should go take a swim in the local sewer.

Wait for me?


Say what you like, think what you want ,BUT I do know ... you know too my dear Dougie,,, dont you remeber you Dougie? It wont take 15 pages to tell the truth,,, just takes one person to say one thing then Dougie just like in frist grade you add them up 2+2=4. SO JUST GO FUCK YOURSELF I DONT REALLY CARE!
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« Reply #12 on: October 29, 2006, 05:42:58 PM »
Ill translate your post(s) for you....Its a perfect example of the retardery that happens here.

"I am anon, and I know something you dont know....
well, maybe I dont, but I want you to think I do, and I want you to ask me what I know and who I am, so I can fuck with you and not tell you...
What!? It doesnt bother you that I wont tell you?
Ok, so I dont know anything, and you wouldnt give a fuck who I am anyway...so FUCK YOU for pointing that out.!"


Bravo Mr "anon who knows something"

Thanks for such a great contribution to the tour!
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« Reply #13 on: October 29, 2006, 06:07:57 PM »
Damn! Even if "anon who knows things" actually knew something.
Would anyone care?
There isnt anything that can be said (truthfully or otherwise) that would blow a hole in the thick wall of credibility here anyway
This thread gets funnier and funnier because "anon who knows things" has effectively proven Dougs point of the first post. "RETARDERY"!
LMAO! I will never read anything here that funny again, so I guess I am outta here too.
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« Reply #14 on: October 29, 2006, 06:20:23 PM »
:tup: Doug
 :cry2:  Andy
  ::fuckoff:: Dave
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