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Offline Mr. Pink's Accountant

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« on: October 20, 2006, 12:15:26 PM »
bow your heads and pray for notsosmART
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« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2006, 12:25:22 PM »
Dear Lord,
Grant me the serenity that  ::crybaby:: Arthur ::crybaby::  will over come stupifyness and become a real man. And also Lord, please help  ::crybaby:: Arthur ::crybaby:: see the light and guide him to the proper beliefs of Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve, and may his sickness vanish from him for ever.
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« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2006, 12:31:54 PM »
Adam & Steve  :lol:
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« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2006, 12:33:38 PM »
Dear lord!




Please grant me the senility to forget the whiney bastards I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do and good eyesite to see `em coming before they see me.
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« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2006, 12:33:47 PM »
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bow your heads and pray for notsosmART


Art, grant me the serenity to accept spare change,
courage to root for half-eaten fries in the garbage can,
and the wisdom to know the difference between radiator-filtered moonshine and 'Pete's Blanket-in-a-Bottle'


Amen
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« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2006, 12:36:59 PM »
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Please grant me the senility


no worries there...  :rofl:
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« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2006, 12:37:12 PM »
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Quote from: ""Mr. Pink's Accountant""
bow your heads and pray for notsosmART

Art, grant me the serenity to accept spare change,
courage to root for half-eaten fries in the garbage can,
and the wisdom to know the difference between radiator-filtered moonshine and 'Pete's Blanket-in-a-Bottle'


Amen


 :rofl:  :rofl:  ::jawdrop::  ::rocker::
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« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2006, 12:38:10 PM »
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I like
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« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2006, 12:40:13 PM »
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TY, TY!
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« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2006, 08:27:28 AM »
this reminds me of our little elan philosophy limerick...

why are we making fun of induviduals and not the program?
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« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2006, 08:25:12 PM »
+1
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« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2006, 08:01:54 PM »
Why don't you show some respect for the prayer that has kept many people from drugging/drinking.
Find something else to joke about. Something actually funny.
One day this prayer you're mocking will most likely save the life of a person you love/care about.
Grow up.
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« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2006, 08:08:07 PM »
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Why don't you show some respect for the prayer that has kept many people from drugging/drinking.
Find something else to joke about. Something actually funny.
One day this prayer you're mocking will most likely save the life of a person you love/care about.
Grow up.

No fear or respect for god is my guess. Guess who is gonna burn?
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« Reply #13 on: October 26, 2006, 08:23:32 PM »
Your like a gnat
you really dont bother me except to swat at you a few times,then sit back and read your rantings.
Go back to wherever you were.It was nice and quiet for a couple days.Or better yet.post something positive. Be a part of something cool ... I dare ya
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« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2006, 11:11:20 PM »
Quote from: ""Guest""
Why don't you show some respect for the prayer that has kept many people from drugging/drinking.
Find something else to joke about. Something actually funny.
One day this prayer you're mocking will most likely save the life of a person you love/care about.
Grow up.

 :roll:  :cry2:  :P  :roll:
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