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« on: October 06, 2006, 11:02:16 PM »
By all means, don't smoke.  Instead, I have a very special brownie recipe for you...
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« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2006, 11:12:36 PM »
So go outside & smoke.
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« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2006, 11:25:04 PM »
Well, he ~shouldn't have to breathe that if he doesn't want to. I used to hate it when my parents smoked. You're welcome.
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« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2006, 11:26:44 PM »
L-O-S-E-R-S Thats what you are....Jealous of everyone around you....Kicking little puppies because they are cuter than you will ever be......Flys get laid more than you do.....Food Stamps don't go far....Sellin beat bags of crack to support your mommas habits....You lust over little boys....Stop staring at the bulges in mens pants....I am sorry your penis is so small and skinny....Why don't the whores get in your car anymore?......You love county jail because you always get raped in the showers....You give up your loose asshole for commissary.....You were born a crack baby....No one knows your daddy...Your momma slept with 5 men the night you were conceived.....She was to poor to get the abortion....I am sorry your so fucking lonely...It must be because your so ugly...You were beat up in school because you smelled...Kids in gym said your underware were brown and yellow.....Sorry but face it you are a L-O-S-E-R....
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« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2006, 11:29:31 PM »
Yeah, we KNOW about DARE...but so far you haven't said anything except that he asked you not to smoke around him. BFD.
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« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2006, 11:30:25 PM »
Quote from: ""Str8survivorVA""
I don't think u guys understand.  This DARE thing is not a game.  I guess I assumed too much understanding....This is an extension of STR8,  Heloooooooo,   Anyone there??? Eudora/Antigen/Ginger...they are screwing with my SON now.  this is not cool.  r u the only one who understands??

You could elaborate a little more.
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« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2006, 11:31:34 PM »
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L-O-S-E-R-S Thats what you are....Jealous of everyone around you....Kicking little puppies because they are cuter than you will ever be......Flys get laid more than you do.....Food Stamps don't go far....Sellin beat bags of crack to support your mommas habits....You lust over little boys....Stop staring at the bulges in mens pants....I am sorry your penis is so small and skinny....Why don't the whores get in your car anymore?......You love county jail because you always get raped in the showers....You give up your loose asshole for commissary.....You were born a crack baby....No one knows your daddy...Your momma slept with 5 men the night you were conceived.....She was to poor to get the abortion....I am sorry your so fucking lonely...It must be because your so ugly...You were beat up in school because you smelled...Kids in gym said your underware were brown and yellow.....Sorry but face it you are a L-O-S-E-R....

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« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2006, 11:32:44 PM »
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« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2006, 11:32:48 PM »
Quote from: ""Str8survivorVA""
OK my 10 year old son has just come home from his first encounter with "DARE".  Now he is even questioning his mommy..He is very upset that he has been subjected to "second hand smoke" since I smoke cigagrettes occasionally.  Wow.  I thought Str8 had something going.  They have actually got our children feeding into this collective mindset.  I am beside myself.  Now I am a 'bad person'.  this is killing me.
I should mention he is a fifth grader . He loves his mommy but is struggling to find himself at the same time. (perfect time for them to target our children)


Tell him it just goes to show that you can't trust authority.  Explain to him the meaning of the word "propaganda" and tell him that our country has been infiltrated by authoritarian assholes who have no respect for the freedoms guaranteed to us in the Constitution.  Tell him to trust himself and those who have proven themselves trustworthy.  Teach him what the old adage "take it with a grain of salt" refers to.  Teach him to question authority and think for himself.  Explain to him that yes, Mommy smokes sometimes, and while it isn't the healthiest thing she could do, the greater evil is when authority tries to tell infromed adults how to run their private lives.  Instill in your child a healthy distrust of police, teachers, government, religion, and other authority figures, and to question them rather than follow them blindly.  Tell him about the KGB in Soviet Russia, the Gestapo in NAzi Germany, and the DEA in the United States of America.  It sounds like he's at the age where he needs to know that the government is not to be trusted.
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« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2006, 11:33:27 PM »
hey, cut that out.
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« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2006, 11:33:47 PM »
No, not you.
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« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2006, 11:35:55 PM »
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Quote from: ""Str8survivorVA""
OK my 10 year old son has just come home from his first encounter with "DARE".  Now he is even questioning his mommy..He is very upset that he has been subjected to "second hand smoke" since I smoke cigagrettes occasionally.  Wow.  I thought Str8 had something going.  They have actually got our children feeding into this collective mindset.  I am beside myself.  Now I am a 'bad person'.  this is killing me.
I should mention he is a fifth grader . He loves his mommy but is struggling to find himself at the same time. (perfect time for them to target our children)

Tell him it just goes to show that you can't trust authority.  Explain to him the meaning of the word "propaganda" and tell him that our country has been infiltrated by authoritarian assholes who have no respect for the freedoms guaranteed to us in the Constitution.  Tell him to trust himself and those who have proven themselves trustworthy.  Teach him what the old adage "take it with a grain of salt" refers to.  Teach him to question authority and think for himself.  Explain to him that yes, Mommy smokes sometimes, and while it isn't the healthiest thing she could do, the greater evil is when authority tries to tell infromed adults how to run their private lives.  Instill in your child a healthy distrust of police, teachers, government, religion, and other authority figures, and to question them rather than follow them blindly.  Tell him about the KGB in Soviet Russia, the Gestapo in NAzi Germany, and the DEA in the United States of America.  It sounds like he's at the age where he needs to know that the government is not to be trusted.

There you go. You've gotten some good advice. Happy now? Now keep the goddamn cigs away from your son so he doesn't have to breathe that shit.
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« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2006, 12:57:21 AM »
Survivor, are you really surprised? I'm disapointed. I thought you were pretty familiar with psyops.
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« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2006, 02:20:51 PM »
Start smoking cigarettes (and pot) with your son.  Kids are naturally rebellious, so he'll like that aspect, plus, he won't feel left out when you light up around him.  You should tell him that, no, cigarettes aren't good for you, they are very unhealthy, but that there's so much other toxic shit in our environment that something's gonna get you sooner or later, even if you didn't smoke, so you might as well. Tell him that cigarettes are legal but pot isn't because the government doesn't like people to think for themselves, they want you to do as you're told.   Make sure he realizes that police are NOT his friends, tell him he has much more to fear from government and police than he does from minority groups that live in other parts of town.  Make sure he knows that cops carry weapons NOT to protect him or Mommy & Daddy, but in case the cop feels like killing Mommy , Daddy, or little boys just like him. Explain to him him that the amount and kinds of toxic chemicals put into the air by the cars driven to his school by the DARE counselors and cops are far more dangerous than your cigarette smoking is, and that DARE singles out smokers because they are a minority group, making them an easy target.   Teach him how drugs and drug users have been scapegoated for many problems in our country, and that the real casue of many social ills is drug prohibition.   Above all, teach him that authority is to be questioned, not trusted, and that anything that comes out of a policeman's mouth is a lie.
Buy him a BB gun and some targets that look like uniformed policemen as a rewrd for him once you are sure he understands that he is not to trust the government, police,  teachers, or religious institutions, only himself.
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« Reply #14 on: October 07, 2006, 02:46:16 PM »
Tell you son all about the polutions everywhere. The garbage that he eats, sodas and candy and many other things cause damage to the body, even carpet has famaldayde fumes in it. Let him know how awful people have made this world. Admit to him that you smoking is a horrible thing and maybe someday he can help you to quit. But also let him know that with all this toxic polution that we have freedom. So it is improper to force beliefs apon others. We have the freedom to do what we want with our bodies. Let him know that if DARE wants him to take a drug test that its his freedom to say no!

My child went through the same stuff. She is 16 years old now and wow she is strong with who she wants to be as a person in society. She knows all about my experience with Straight. She knows what and who DARE is.
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