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Art gets two hits on his date profile
« on: October 06, 2006, 09:52:23 AM »
Here is what the responses had to say.

Penis: Hi Art, i hear you been looking for me.

Art: hi penis, glad to hear from you finally!

Penis: So you wanna hook up?

Art: Sure , I can't wait!

Response #2.

Mouth: hi Art, I am a mouth on a little boy.

Art: Awesome!

Mouth: I hear you love mouths on your shriveld up pecker.

Art: Yes i sure do, especially a young mouth that is small, tight and wet.

Mouth: So you wanna hook me up with a plane ticket?

Art: On a janitors salary? Not possible Mouth, but I could drive out to see you in my average automobile?

Mouth: That would be great!

Art: Would you have any objections of me bringing my newly found friend Penis along Mouth?

Mouth: Sure Art, that would be great, we can have a 3 some if you like.

Art: Excellent then, let me get all my toys and jellies gathered up and packed and gas up my average automobile and be on my way.

Mouth: Okay Art, see ya soon my love.

So the Penis and the Mouth and Art all met at the same time and enjoyed that home cooked meal and Art's horrible guitar playing. But Art turned out to be the big winner here, finally after all this time Art says with tears in his eyes. " I think I am in love."

Art was even inspired to write a song and play it on his guitar. Will this be a possible new marriage between the 3 of them?? Stay tuned....
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« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2006, 10:53:58 AM »
Dave
Your so inspiring.... I know you mean these things in the kindest,sweetest way
C'mere dave  
Gimme a hug
kiss
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« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2006, 02:03:23 PM »
Sorry to disappoint Art, but your gay lover Dave did not write that. I wrote that mother fucker.
I still hope you choke real hard on that dick you gay ass fat over weight retard.
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« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2006, 02:51:22 PM »
I wrote that mother fucker.
you finally got it right....about time too
Tell your mom i'll be right over and to clean that stinky thing up
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« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2006, 06:58:23 PM »
Hmmmm.....

Stop giving that assclown Dave ALL the props for whats posted here!
Assclown is way to fuckin stupid to come up with anything 1/2 as funny as that post!
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« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2006, 08:04:53 PM »
Oh how Artie loves to talk about dicks, blowjobs and shiteating.
It's the heart and soul that makes him complete with all those nasty addictions he has. :lol:
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« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2006, 08:06:29 PM »
Or is it pronounced "adicktion" by you Artie?
Mine as well face it Art is addicted to dick.
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Re: Art gets two hits on his date profile
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2006, 07:41:09 AM »
Quote from: ""Guest""
Here is what the responses had to say.

Penis: Hi Art, i hear you been looking for me.

Art: hi penis, glad to hear from you finally!

Penis: So you wanna hook up?

Art: Sure , I can't wait!

Response #2.

Mouth: hi Art, I am a mouth on a little boy.

Art: Awesome!

Mouth: I hear you love mouths on your shriveld up pecker.

Art: Yes i sure do, especially a young mouth that is small, tight and wet.

Mouth: So you wanna hook me up with a plane ticket?

Art: On a janitors salary? Not possible Mouth, but I could drive out to see you in my average automobile?

Mouth: That would be great!

Art: Would you have any objections of me bringing my newly found friend Penis along Mouth?

Mouth: Sure Art, that would be great, we can have a 3 some if you like.

Art: Excellent then, let me get all my toys and jellies gathered up and packed and gas up my average automobile and be on my way.

Mouth: Okay Art, see ya soon my love.

So the Penis and the Mouth and Art all met at the same time and enjoyed that home cooked meal and Art's horrible guitar playing. But Art turned out to be the big winner here, finally after all this time Art says with tears in his eyes. " I think I am in love."

Art was even inspired to write a song and play it on his guitar. Will this be a possible new marriage between the 3 of them?? Stay tuned....



Now that be some funny shit right there!  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:
Ass handed to Art in hand.. :lol:
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« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2006, 10:36:02 AM »
poor dave... He bumped his head,while given head and said hey sugar,take a walk on the wild side.
Did your date stand you up tonight dave? All this talk about gay sex.Whats wrong dude,aint gettin any. Its ok to be a cocksucker,its what you post about.ALWAYS
Its ok to be a shiteater... Its what you post about
Why put it on someone else.
Your a good little cocksucker too
kiss
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« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2006, 10:40:44 AM »
Hi art. :wave:

that other guy
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« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2006, 11:32:07 PM »
Hey Artie/Dave:
What's up with you 2 men? Did you get your balls chopped off? Why are you dudes always talking about homo shit? Is that how you two swing? There aint nothing wrong with having an "alternative lifestyle" BTW.
Just be discreet about it. BUT don't go postin it all over the world wide web for Christ Sakes!
If your not 2 butt rangers then stick up for your fuckin self. Be men not little sissy girls. Stop nancying around and speak up dammit!
Are you gonna let all this shit go down? Have you no pride?
Who cares if your ugly/old/wrinkled/impotent/pathetic/single? If your not 2 homos then say so! Have you learned nothing in all the time you have been on this earth?!
Artie: Were you REALLY force fed shit? Human shit? Why?
Nah, that CAN'T be true. Can it?
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« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2006, 05:55:54 AM »
Quote from: ""Mystery Guest""
Hey Artie/Dave:
What's up with you 2 men? Did you get your balls chopped off? Why are you dudes always talking about homo shit? Is that how you two swing? There aint nothing wrong with having an "alternative lifestyle" BTW.
Just be discreet about it. BUT don't go postin it all over the world wide web for Christ Sakes!
If your not 2 butt rangers then stick up for your fuckin self. Be men not little sissy girls. Stop nancying around and speak up dammit!
Are you gonna let all this shit go down? Have you no pride?
Who cares if your ugly/old/wrinkled/impotent/pathetic/single? If your not 2 homos then say so! Have you learned nothing in all the time you have been on this earth?!
Artie: Were you REALLY force fed shit? Human shit? Why?
Nah, that CAN'T be true. Can it?

 
\hmmmmmm
Would be hard to believe there is a new person here. Probably Andy
Art is not gay,nor was he fed shit.This is a game that Dave K ..aka Nazi... aka Elan reporter..aka 35 other anon monikers started some time ago.Intruth,dave is just an asshole. He uses the foulest of language to seek attention.most of those who have been here left because of what he and jordan,andy doug and a few other losers have turned this forum into. they claim its fun to be jackoffs to others
reality is....art doesnt take any shit, and when he gives it back to the ass,this is what we get .. pages and pages of worthless writings
oh and dave IS a cocksucker
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« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2006, 08:15:06 PM »
Art likes to hook up with gay acoholic men at AA meetings.

Then tries to get them to swap fecal matter with him, so he can eat it..

Then Art goes out on his blow up raft and pretends he is navigating a yatch. Then big bad Dougie comes along in his huge fishing boat and runs over Art and his blow up raft and leaves Art helpless in the water.

 :rofl:  :rofl:
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« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2006, 09:00:14 PM »
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Art likes to hook up with gay acoholic men at AA meetings.

Then tries to get them to swap fecal matter with him, so he can eat it..

Then Art goes out on his blow up raft and pretends he is navigating a yatch. Then big bad Dougie comes along in his huge fishing boat and runs over Art and his blow up raft and leaves Art helpless in the water.
 
More fecal boy stories... how many fecal stories does this make Dave.100-200-500. You are obsessed with shit,and eating it. I'm sorry you were force-fed shit as a child.No wonder you are the sick fucker you are today.
WTF ? at least your predictable
 :roll:  :question:  :idea:  ::hehehmm::  ::crybaby::  ::bangin::
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« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2006, 09:20:40 PM »
So Artie IS NOT GAY. He was NEVER fed shit. He IS NOT the one trolling these threads wreaking havoc.
I must apologize to Artie then. Sorry dude. I should not of listened to all those other posts. NOW I know better!

So Dave is really the one who is obsessed with fecal matter and homo erotic activities.

Jordan, Andy, Doug and that reporter dude and nazi dude. Are they the true trouble makers? Are all of these people the ones responsible for terrorizing Artie and everyone else here? Are these the people who make up all these bullshit threads/posts? Basically they are the antagonizers/instigators around here.
They are the ones who ruin every single thread that starts off good and ends up a cluster fuck.

Hmmmm.....Very, very interesting....

And yes, I am a "new" person around here.

I was in Elan in the early 90's.
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