Mocha malt liqour crack? How about it Cruz? Wanna get it patened?
You can get the guy from oxy clean ( Billy May Hayes ) to do your infomercials.
It would go something like this. Hi Billy May Hayes here with Greg Cruz's exclusive mochaccinno malt liquor crack making machine, use it also to remove those nasty crack burn stains that you leave on your shirt and durags.