I was working as a hostess, and there was a waiter named Tim who was a total coke freak. He was screwing up lunch orders left and right, accidently dropping off wrong credit cards and bills to people. I watched this for about 2 weeks straight. He would yell at me, and the bussers for things that were out of our control. He was constantly snivelling, and was spinning outta control.
Anyway, the manager of the restaurant could give two shits less that this guy was a total embarressment. So, I has a friend of mine call the restaurants general manager, and say that Tim had said some inappropriate things in front of her and her guests. He was fired that afternoon.
Oh, and the occassional order a pizza and have it sent to your enemies house.