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Offline TheWho

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« on: September 16, 2006, 02:21:36 PM »
I am looking for the information of whether or not all Straights segregated the sexes to the same sides. That is, if everyone faced forward (disregarding the fourth phasers who sat on the front wall and faced everyone else), which side are the males on and which side are the females on. Please state location and approx. time of your incarceration in Straight.

I am also looking for the information of parallels to this sex segregation in other times and places, for example, in cultural rituals and in other institutions, if anyone happens to think of anything.
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« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2006, 08:11:17 PM »
Are you gay?
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« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2006, 02:59:36 PM »
I think the appropriate terms are "are you a peanut butter stick", or "are you a chli dog".  Those are the correct medical terms for someone who is a homo.  Please take note.
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« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2006, 03:11:48 PM »
Pole smoker; carpet muncher.
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It is correctable
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2006, 10:57:58 PM »
Unnatural affections, or "faggotry" as it is clinically known, is only one of a host of symptoms that manifest in the life of the Chemically Dependent individual. You see, Druggies, the unhinged mental landscape wrought by the use of psychoactive chemicals often includes damage to sexual identity sections of the brain. At SIBS, and before that at Straight, Inc. and KIDS, I make use of time-tested techniques for averting the dangers and pitfalls of sexual deviancy that inevitably occur in response to the use of drugs. Our 96% success rate indicates that not only is faggotry cureable, but that it is best cured at SIBS.


See you on front row, you fucking queer!

Love ya(but not in the way you'd like me to)!

Have a seat.......
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