It seems like office work for TCK is not his cup of tea. Tonya returned to find out that TCK drew injun mongoloid wampum pictures all over the walls, thus infuriating Tonya. So Tonya dumped a bottle of mens cologne all over TCK and said " Now you will show tee-pees."
TCK began screaming out, " hi yuh yuh yuh, me suh melting, hi yuh yuh yuh, me suh cant stand the pain, hi yuh yuh yuh."
TCK then ran back to the IMR capmground and jumped into a pile of Buffalo turds and said, " Me suh feel much better now, and me suh now ready to sell Tee-pees and tents".
Later that day TCK managed to sell a tee-pee to Leroy the night guard which he will use as a hunting lodge for game. TCK also made Leroy sign a contract stipulating that he cannot hunt on IMR campground. Leroy agreed to the terms and told TCK that most of the time he will be widdeling wood in the tee-pee.
Tonya on the other hand sold 4 units, all were registered sex offenders, which should make good company for TCK.
Registered sex offenders? Do they need a job?
Elan is opening a new house. Called Elan 9, this house will be reserved for kids who did nothing wrong, but whose parents wanted to punish them because they did such a lousy job raising them. Every day Chief Kruglik will beat the students about the head with rubber dicks to wake them up. Chief Kruglik will also institute mandatory hi yuh yuh yuh encounter groups four times a week. Anyone who doesn't get their feelings off will be subjected to three-hour general meetings with Chief Kruglik doing buffalo dances and farting into a fire.
Tania/Tony Merette will also give opera concerts twice a month at Elan 9 with her famed shrill soprano voice screeching out such Italian classics as "Whoretto El Stoppo Playing Gamezo" and "Thatza Genral Meetinz Nicea."
Requirements for working at Elan 9 includes certifications in hi yuh yuh yuh therapy and child abuse. Experience in buffalo sodomy preferred but not required.
