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« on: August 17, 2006, 09:27:33 AM »
TCK and Tania/Tony Merret which we shall now call "Tonya", have decided to open up their own realtor business. they will be selling tee-pees and tents, both in the IMR campground and outside in the whitemans land.

TCK & Tonya will also offer warranties with the tee-pees and tens that they sell. TCK said that white man offers home warranties on homes that they sell and he shall do the same.

TCK will offer warranties such as throwing in extra little boys underpants in case one goes bad and needs replacing, just like when white mans home needs a new roof.

A luxury line of Tee-pees will soon be available complete with a toilet and running water said TCK. All Tee-pees come with standard indoor fire-pit for heating and cooking.

TCK hopes to sell these units at a discount so that he can make more then what he is making now, a mere $250.00 a week salary. TCK looks forward to making additional money so that he no longer has to shop for clothes at salvation army drop boxes and wear hand me downs from the Ricci estate.

TCK also wants to offer a brand new free tee-pee to those that graduate Elan and are willing to stay on and abuse teenagers with him, and live out their days in the IMR campground tax free.
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« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2006, 09:51:36 AM »
:roll:  :roll:  :roll:


Never a dull moment.
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« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2006, 12:59:27 PM »
I shit on the chest of dull moments
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« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2006, 05:52:41 PM »
Me suh place ad on Craigslist and in local newspaper:

You suh broke dirty Injun. Me suh Indian Chief realtor. Me suh sell you teepee.  Only $150 with 5 hiyuhs down and 5 hiyuhs per month.  Tee pee come with firepit, hole in floor to go poopy and kiddie torture rack. Me suh throw in free boys underpants and dance for you. Call 207-998-4666. Ask for Chief Kruglik.
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« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2006, 06:11:21 PM »
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« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2006, 02:32:27 PM »
This just in:  Apparently clients are getting offended by TCK's body odor when he attempts to show them his line of tepees and tents.  Tonya Merette has asked TCK to stick to the office work while she meets the customers because his offensive fecal smell is driving them away.  Tonya tried to get TCK to take a shower, but he just responded, "Hi yuh yuh yuh, Injun custom not allow, hi yuh yuh yuh."

Of course, customers may be driven away too by Tonya's screams but she may just intimidate them into buying the properties, making her and TCK very very rich.
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« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2006, 08:40:39 PM »
This just in: Apparently clients are getting offended by TCK's body odor when he attempts to show them his line of tepees and tents. Tonya Merette has asked TCK to stick to the office work while she meets the customers because his offensive fecal smell is driving them away. Tonya tried to get TCK to take a shower, but he just responded, "Hi yuh yuh yuh, Injun custom not allow, hi yuh yuh yuh."
Thank you fecal boy
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« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2006, 07:16:57 AM »
Quote from: ""Guest""
This just in:  Apparently clients are getting offended by TCK's body odor when he attempts to show them his line of tepees and tents.  Tonya Merette has asked TCK to stick to the office work while she meets the customers because his offensive fecal smell is driving them away.  Tonya tried to get TCK to take a shower, but he just responded, "Hi yuh yuh yuh, Injun custom not allow, hi yuh yuh yuh."

Of course, customers may be driven away too by Tonya's screams but she may just intimidate them into buying the properties, making her and TCK very very rich.



 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  LMAO
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« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2006, 09:22:12 AM »
It seems like office work for TCK is not his cup of tea. Tonya returned to find out that TCK drew injun mongoloid wampum pictures all over the walls, thus infuriating Tonya. So Tonya dumped a bottle of mens cologne all over TCK and said " Now you will show tee-pees."

TCK began screaming out, " hi yuh yuh yuh, me suh melting, hi yuh yuh yuh, me suh cant stand the pain, hi yuh yuh yuh."

TCK then ran back to the IMR capmground and jumped into a pile of Buffalo turds and said, " Me suh feel much better now, and me suh now ready to sell Tee-pees and tents".

Later that day TCK managed to sell a tee-pee to Leroy the night guard which he will use as a hunting lodge for game. TCK also made Leroy sign a contract stipulating that he cannot hunt on IMR campground. Leroy agreed to the terms and told TCK that most of the time he will be widdeling wood in the tee-pee.

Tonya on the other hand sold 4 units, all were registered sex offenders, which should make good company for TCK.
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« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2006, 09:32:40 AM »
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Me suh place ad on Craigslist and in local newspaper:

You suh broke dirty Injun. Me suh Indian Chief realtor. Me suh sell you teepee.  Only $150 with 5 hiyuhs down and 5 hiyuhs per month.  Tee pee come with firepit, hole in floor to go poopy and kiddie torture rack. Me suh throw in free boys underpants and dance for you. Call 207-998-4666. Ask for Chief Kruglik.


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Tee pee come with firepit, hole in floor to go poopy and kiddie torture rack.

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« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2006, 09:34:50 AM »
"Tee pee come with firepit, hole in floor to go poopy and kiddie torture rack. "

That is just way too funny and deserves another round of:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:
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« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2006, 09:40:45 AM »
For the record: TCK's poopy hole also is his spa, TCK also uses it as his refrigerator,shower,dresser and grill, he considers it a 6 in 1 tool.

So if you are in the market for a tee-pee and see it listed as a luxury model and see the symbol (PSRSDG 6in1Tool), you will have the same luxury trim as TCK's tee-pee.

Kiddie torture rack optional.
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« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2006, 04:25:02 PM »
Come on people who is going to be the first to write Tanya?
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« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2006, 06:10:04 PM »
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Come on people who is going to be the first to write Tanya?

 
Come on  asswipes,which one of you will be the 1st to commit suicide,kill someone,or attend prison?
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« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2006, 04:38:23 PM »
I have been to prison but I will write Tanya a love letter. Want me to tell her you said hi?
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