Author Topic: Greetings and Salutations! (Read 3512 times)

Hi-yuh-yuh-Therapist · « **on:** July 25, 2006, 07:18:13 AM »

I am Big Chief Krugliks personal therapist and adviser. I work at the Indian Mongoloid Reservation camp and am here to help BCK with his depression of losing a close loved one, his Buffalo. BCK recently killed his beloved Buffalo lover with a spear, which btw was purely accidental.
BCK was practing his spear throwing technic with Pete Rowe and the man bitch Tony/Tania Merret, when an elevated wind speed carried the spear off in the wrong direction, and then causing it to penetrate his beloved Buffalo. BCK has been very depressed as of late and has been in mourning every since.,
I hope to achieve to getting BCK back to his old self and have him out Hi yuh yuh yuhing in no time.
BCK's Buffalo meant alot to him, So please people, try not to kick him when he is down. I am well aware of how much abuse he dished out upon all you innocent teens at the time, but BCK is very upset/depressed and suicide is not the answer.
I will also be here to give free counsel to anyone that needs it, but my main devotion lies with BCK and the rest of the Indian Mongoloid Reservationists.

Hi-yuh-yuh-Therapist · « **Reply #1 on:** July 26, 2006, 08:12:13 PM »

Back to give you an update on BCK's mourning, he is still in mourning and is said to be taking time off from programming Elan-Bots. BCK as of late has been running several rings and dealing with his depression by watching bigger teens beat on smaller teens in the ring.

BCK also plans on running a 3 house general meeting tomorrow with Jefrey Gotballs?, Pete Rowe row row your boat and Tony/Tanya Merret. A surprise ring will be added to the spectacular teen abuse ceremony and with promise of blood and tears for the teen victims.

A very cruel and unusual LE will also be dispensed to several of the imprisoned teens and if this 3 house GM/Ring does not aide in bringing BCK out of his depression, Friday they will repeat the process with additional teens.

BCK and the IMR will also be taking beats and running numbers on the participants for tomorrow's ring. All beats are closed to strickly Elan employees and IMR members.

Hi-yuh-yuh-Therapist · « **Reply #2 on:** July 26, 2006, 08:19:28 PM »

Pete Rowe row row your boat Tony/Tanya Merret
Running GM's and abusing teens
life is but a dream.....

Pete Rowe row row your boat Tony/Tanya Merret
ordering teens into the back pan
and taking away their privs.....

Pete Rowe row row your boat Tony/Tanya Merret
yelling at teens and screaming at teens
them two are a bunch of pricks...

Pete Rowe row row your boat Tony/Tanya Merret
what a bunch of two sick fucks
and one of them was born a man... (Tanya)

Anonymous · « **Reply #3 on:** July 28, 2006, 12:37:43 PM »

After the students forced to digest Rocky Mountain oysters for lunch, BCK will dance around the living room and masturbate into the shotdowns' GI buckets while chanting the new Elan 3 Buffaloes slogan: "Me suh Buffalo, me suh proud, me suh make you scream real loud... me suh horny, me suh crass, me busta hiyuh in your..... TATANKA!" Meanwhile the kid getting the GM will be forced to rape a live moose that Marty will then fuck to death. the moose will then be marinated in fecal matter sauce and grilled in front of a fire pit in the Elan 3 dining room. all students will be required to dance hiyuhs around the fire under penalty of banishment from the IMR tribe and a spear raping. the moose will then be served in sandwiches with the traditional elan peanut butter and fluff mixed with cream a la marty kruglik.

This party should make chief kruglik cheer up enough but kickapoo is being kept tied up in the service crew closet just in case with a feather in her hair and a horse testicle gag in her mouth.

Hi-yuh-yuh-Therapist · « **Reply #4 on:** July 30, 2006, 12:06:18 PM »

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After the students forced to digest Rocky Mountain oysters for lunch, BCK will dance around the living room and masturbate into the shotdowns' GI buckets while chanting the new Elan 3 Buffaloes slogan: "Me suh Buffalo, me suh proud, me suh make you scream real loud... me suh horny, me suh crass, me busta hiyuh in your..... TATANKA!" Meanwhile the kid getting the GM will be forced to rape a live moose that Marty will then fuck to death. the moose will then be marinated in fecal matter sauce and grilled in front of a fire pit in the Elan 3 dining room. all students will be required to dance hiyuhs around the fire under penalty of banishment from the IMR tribe and a spear raping. the moose will then be served in sandwiches with the traditional elan peanut butter and fluff mixed with cream a la marty kruglik.

This party should make chief kruglik cheer up enough but kickapoo is being kept tied up in the service crew closet just in case with a feather in her hair and a horse testicle gag in her mouth.

You know that left a real bad taste in Kickapoo's mouth, she was very upset about having a horse testicle shoved in your mouth. But she did get revenge on BCK later that night as BCK slept.

What she did was rubbed her vaginal juices in BCK's mouth and we all know how BCK hates to eat pussy and only accepts cocks in his mouth.

She also gaged BCK with her training bra. I'd say Kickapoo got the best of BCK.

Anonymous · « **Reply #5 on:** July 31, 2006, 08:05:26 AM »

The first couple of posts were freakin funny. But when they turned sexual you lost the humor factor. It turned just plain old disturbing.
Go back to the original stuff. Leave the raping the buffalo stuff outta there.

Anonymous · « **Reply #6 on:** July 31, 2006, 08:27:02 AM »

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The first couple of posts were freakin funny. But when they turned sexual you lost the humor factor. It turned just plain old disturbing.
Go back to the original stuff. Leave the raping the buffalo stuff outta there.

I think its downright disturbing that a person who could post this content,walks the streets.It always will come back with some sort of sexual or fecal theme.That seems all this individual knows about.

Anonymous · « **Reply #7 on:** July 31, 2006, 09:18:46 AM »

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Quote from: ""Guest""
The first couple of posts were freakin funny. But when they turned sexual you lost the humor factor. It turned just plain old disturbing.
Go back to the original stuff. Leave the raping the buffalo stuff outta there.
I think its downright disturbing that a person who could post this content,walks the streets.It always will come back with some sort of sexual or fecal theme.That seems all this individual knows about.

And isnt it just the same old predictable you who cant keep their own opinions to themself. Whats wrong, not getting anymore attention? Are you upset and jealous because the spotlight is on Kruglik and Elan as of late? Sorry, but you just got too boring, not that you were ever entertaining in the first place. I think you want to be funny and creative, but dont know how, therefore you have to insult the ones that are creative. What a lonely, divorced shamefull life it must be for you. I dont even think you could entertain a monkey at a zoo. Just because you are somewhat retarded, that doesnt mean you need to become this never ending wet blanket here as you have been doing for the last few years. Now i have just proven that you cannot keep your nose outta my business. You were not mentioned not once in the last 2 weeks and it is killing you inside.
Now lets all take a deep breath and try to guess who the wet blanket is here?

Tribal Chief Kruglik · « **Reply #8 on:** July 31, 2006, 04:00:54 PM »

LAY OFF ME SUH THERAPIST... ME SUH DISTRAUGHT OVER BUFFALO AND NEED HELP. VERBAL REPRIMAND ANYONE?

YEAH YOU KNOW YOU SUH GOTTA MAKE SURE YOU GONNA CHANT HI YUH YUH YUH YUH CONSISTENTLY AND PUT YOU SUH QUALITY IN WORK.

YEAH YOU KNOW, YOU SUH GOTTA SCRUB FLOOR AND SCALP AT LEAST ONE SHOTDOWN PER DAY

YEAH YOU KNOW YOU SUH NEVER GONNA GROW UP IF YOU SUH DON'T DO INDIAN BASICS AND WEAR FEATHER IN HAIR

YEAH YOU KNOW SO YOU SUH GET ON TOP OF IT!

Hi-yuh-yuh-Therapist · « **Reply #9 on:** August 02, 2006, 10:34:29 AM »

Settle down BCK, remember the breathing technics I taught you, we dont need you getting all upset and in return taking it out on the residents and have you scalping them again.

These are just shitters that you have come across here at this board, they can do you know harm. Most of them are bottom feeding barrel scumbags that have no life and fornicate their pets.

Anonymous · « **Reply #10 on:** August 02, 2006, 10:48:11 AM »

Wonder why the word of the day is shitter?
your so clever
when you do your seminar of "how to be like me" lemme know
I wanna sit in the first row..

Hi-yuh-yuh-Therapist · « **Reply #11 on:** August 02, 2006, 10:54:42 AM »

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Wonder why the word of the day is shitter?
your so clever
when you do your seminar of "how to be like me" lemme know
I wanna sit in the first row..

You mean I guessed your name right? WoW, am I good or what?
Whats the last name? Breath?

You sir need some serious hi yuh yuh yuh therapy or need to follow your only friend on the way out, which btw is ahead of you, so you better start catching up. I can see the dust starting to settle from his trail, we dont need you getting lost and being left stranded here.

Anonymous · « **Reply #12 on:** August 02, 2006, 06:28:51 PM »

HMMMM.......GUESS WHAT YOUR STILL A TWISTED FREAK.
YOUR TALK OF RAPING BUFFALO IS NOT FUNNY.
IT IS SERIOUSLY DISTURBING.
ME THINKS YOU NEED THERAPY MY SICK MENTALLY DERANGED FRIEND!!!
COME ON OVER AND I WILL HELP CURE YOU. IF NOT I HAVE A STATE MENTAL HOSPITAL YOU CAN CHECK INTO TO!

Anonymous · « **Reply #13 on:** August 03, 2006, 12:29:07 AM »

Oh, get a grip. :roll: It's not disturbing, just stupid.

Hi-yuh-yuh-Therapist · « **Reply #14 on:** August 03, 2006, 09:21:16 AM »

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HMMMM.......GUESS WHAT YOUR STILL A TWISTED FREAK.
YOUR TALK OF RAPING BUFFALO IS NOT FUNNY.
IT IS SERIOUSLY DISTURBING.
ME THINKS YOU NEED THERAPY MY SICK MENTALLY DERANGED FRIEND!!!
COME ON OVER AND I WILL HELP CURE YOU. IF NOT I HAVE A STATE MENTAL HOSPITAL YOU CAN CHECK INTO TO!

Now TCK see's things differently, keep in mind he is an Indian Mongoloid Reservationist, and his ways differ from your ways. But as of late with all your angry responses of putting him down will only rile him up and call a massive 3 house GM and take it out on the innocent teens at Elan. Some teens can be getting shotdown as we speak all because you find TCK different.

TCK is a very sensitive man and is in touch with the great spirit horse daily. TCK was brought up as an Indian Mongoloid Reservationist and does not abide by white mans law. You all are obviously not familar with his ways, therefore are confused as the life he lives.

TCK is very happy to know that one of his prior students from many many decades ago Artman is coming to his aide to defend him. TCK trained Art well and provided a very string dose of hi yuh yuh therapy to him, TCK also acknowledges that Art will support him for life and be by his side through hell or high water.

TCK only wishes that there were more turnouts of elan supporters like Artman.

TCK also wiches to invite Artman back to Elan for a free upgrade and to offer Artman free upgrades for life. TCK highly respects Artman for being an Elan supporter and honors him every night when he dances around a fire with amputated Buffalo testicles hanging from his head gear.

TCK also ackowledges that Artman has been going through a hard time and wants Artman to know that there is a place for him at Elan to abuse children legally.

TCK also promises if that Artman does decide to come to work at Elan that Artman can live rent free on the IMR campground and have his very own tee-pee of horrors.

As for the rest of you who dont respect the hi yuh yuh yuh, TCK has an open invitation to all of you to be a part of a massive GM run by him. And also would like to punish you all for disrespecting the hi yuh yuh yuh.

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