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« on: July 16, 2006, 11:41:25 AM »
Warning: MGDP and Fornits.com are not responsible for liver damage or acute alcohol poisoning caused by this game.

Every time a troubled parent feels "sorrow" or "remose" for "having to do this" or some such variant, DRINK!

Every time they want to "work towards an acceptable relationship" or other such garbage, DRINK!

Every time they eschew real psychology for self-important pseudo-religious hogwash, DRINK!

Drink on any of the following words or phrases:

"Verbally abusive"
"respect"
"acceptable behavior"
"acting out"
"authority"
"defiant"
"motivation"

Every time they talk about "success", CHUG for as long as the bullshit flows! (Note: Decreased reading speed as a result of heavy intoxication may put a damper on this.)

Every time you hear of a drug, take a dose of the drug in question, or another drug of your choosing, preferably marijuana. Or hell, just drink some more.

And if anyone there, assuming they're real people at all (a decidedly unsafe assumption) wises the fuck up, takes their kid back home, and either shows up on Fornits or just runs period, pop a bottle of fucking champagne!
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« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2006, 02:11:07 PM »
Wow... Im drunk.  :o
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« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2006, 06:42:43 PM »
Need to add "manipulation", their favorite
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« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2006, 08:28:34 PM »
Oh yes, every time they use that word, play with yourself.
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« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2006, 10:01:44 PM »
That has got to be one of the funniest things I have read in the past month, bar none. That was heavenly, seriously, your a genious.
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« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2006, 03:03:42 PM »
Well, cant both of you be geniouses or is only one of you smart enough?
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« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2006, 05:10:13 PM »
Luke, I mean Milk,
When does school start again?
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« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2006, 05:51:10 PM »
Great, this same crackhead troll. Oh wait, programmies can't use drugs as an excuse for their deficiencies..

You have to say his name two more times for him to show up.
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« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2006, 10:21:50 PM »
Shit! What do I do when they say "out of control"?????
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« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2006, 10:24:41 PM »
C'mon, man! Don't leave me hangin! I hope it's good, too, cause we're all gonna be doin a lot of it.
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« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2006, 09:10:50 AM »
You don't do anything. If you drank on every one of their buzzwords, you'd need an IV drip.
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« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2006, 02:07:00 PM »
Drinking sucks... makes me nauseas. Now .. taking a bong rip every word, that I can handle... and I wont wake up sick tomorrow.  :cry2:
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« Reply #12 on: September 28, 2006, 04:32:49 AM »
::bump::
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« Reply #13 on: September 28, 2006, 10:33:15 AM »
You need help
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« Reply #14 on: September 28, 2006, 10:44:32 AM »
:rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

 ::cheers::  ::cheers::  :smokin:
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