Make sure you stay away from this!
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member942655.htm
Warning, the above link contains an awful looking person that has let himself go ridiculously and neglected his appperance for many years. It is advised that some photographs can make you ill. If you have a weak stomach, I strongly advise you not to click on the link or copy paste it to your browser.
But if you are looking for a great laugh , then this links for you.
Oh my Goodness! this Elan-Bot really needs an upgrade badly. Please schedule an appointment immediatly and come in, we cant have our Elan-Bots going around in public looking like that.
I assure you that every upgrade will cost you nothing. Please come in at once.
TCK, this out dated Elan-Bot needs some special attention, I recommend an over haul to its appearance for starters.
Art-Bot, you have my personal word you will be taken care of and will come out looking like a young TCK when all is said and done.
All old Elan-Bots will be replaced with a face that resembles TCK, now how do they do that? Simple. They use a fry pan and smack you in the face several times then re-adjust the neck so that when you walk your head will be facing downward. You also will have a flat face which helps make all sweat fall off faster due to better usage of force of gravity.
Then the skin on the sides of each eye socket is stretched, sort of like what you see on an Asian person, this helps keep bugs from flying into your eyes when riding on a Buffalo. Then they inject Buffalo fat into your fingers so that your hands look swollen like TCK.
They also put you in a hydraulic press to shrink you down to 5'7, thats the average height of an Indian Mongoloid Reservationist.
Regarding the hydraulic press: The IMR uses a diffferent kind of hydraulic press then the white man does. They tie both your hands and feet together and use Buffallos to pull you into reverse directions, thus causing you to shrink. Its very hard to explain, but I can assure you that it is not as painful as it sounds.
