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« on: July 06, 2006, 07:48:00 PM »
I went over to the water park again and met a kid who pretends to know me. I think it's my looks that do it- I look like a cross between a rock star and a barbarian.

He seems to have something always written on his stomach, so I'll call him Tattoo Kid. He's about eight years old. He threw an innertube over a railing, which is becoming a bad habit of his.

Sure, there's a chance the plastic might hit someone and give them a cut, and I warned Tattoo Kid and his friends about that. Make no mistake here, I told them in no uncertain terms not to do it. Especially if it lands on someone smaller.

And again I thought about the shitpits, and what would happen if his parents freak out about similar little stuff in the future.

And what do I come to this forum and find?

More lying trolls. Shadowpeople (nah, 'Shadowpeople' sounds too cool.. let's call them blackguards) who masturbate to the idea of Tattoo Kid kept in lockdown. Blackguards who make me want to nail them to a DDR mat and play a few rounds of PARANOiA SURVIVOR MAX.

See, if these places were actually any good, you'd have forums like Fornits only with graduates bragging about how great their stay was, how much fun stuff they got to do, and how much the therapy and caring of the counselors helped them grow. How much better they feel about themselves after they went there, how much better they were treated there than by their parents. It would be detailed and entirely devoid of duckspeak. Graduates would come out, get online (or talk about it online while there) and strongly recommend it with the same fluency that the actual victims talk about the abuse on Fornits.

(Cue an additional cadre of blackguards pretending to be graduates... NOW!)

You're not fooling anyone because you have no idea what to say, or what people actually would say if it was good. No mention of names, no praise for stuff you did, no mention of friends. It never happens. After this post, maybe it will, but I don't think anyone's going to believe your crap then, either.

I think I might go over to YouthRights and CAFETY. They don't tolerate the trolling bullshit. I'm seriously not interested in an endless debate with trolling blackguards.

You guys want to know something, before I leave? I single-handedly slaughtered the career of a prospective teacher for writing a perverted story which was way, way too fucking close to the reality of these abuse camps. (Luke is my souvenir from that encounter. That's why he hates the programmies so much.)

Let me say this again, plain: I kicked someone's ass, using society as my weapon, for writing about what the blackguards are doing.

Predatory infantilism, bizarre sadism, the uncontrolled lust for control- that's what's really going through these people's heads. Help, therapy, and concern just don't enter into it. Why does everyone get so surprised when they kill kids for, oh say, gargling milk?

Parents: You took care of your kid for more than a decade. Now he's growing up, and in directions you might not like. Suck it up and deal! For a hundred bucks a day you can do damn near anything. Why the hell are you sending him to these people?! Shit, send him to ME- I won't promise he'll be nicer or do exactly what you tell him, but for a hundred bucks a day I'll quit my job (that's more than I make!), keep him out of trouble full-time, and help him grow up. Sound good? Don't doubt my credentials: I have exactly the same amount of education in this area as most of the programmies. (None.)

Truth be told, I want to put an end to this shit before Tattoo Kid gets old enough to get sent there. (Not that I think that'll happen. People around here are way too clannish to send their kids off to someone they don't know.) How many other kids are like him, whose mild misbehavior wouldn't even raise a cop's eyebrow but who aren't so lucky in the parent department?

I know- just know- that this post is going to be answered by blackguards who will spew "you don't know what you're talking about" crap. Save it for someone who cares. The parents reading this are not going to fall for it.[ This Message was edited by: Milk Gargling Death Penalty on 2006-07-06 16:53 ]
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« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2006, 08:06:00 PM »
you sir, sound like my sort of chap!
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« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2006, 09:25:51 AM »
The two of you deseve each other and should get married.
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« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2007, 09:53:49 PM »
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I went over to the water park again and met a kid who pretends to know me. I think it's my looks that do it- I look like a cross between a rock star and a barbarian.



He seems to have something always written on his stomach, so I'll call him Tattoo Kid. He's about eight years old. He threw an innertube over a railing, which is becoming a bad habit of his.



Sure, there's a chance the plastic might hit someone and give them a cut, and I warned Tattoo Kid and his friends about that. Make no mistake here, I told them in no uncertain terms not to do it. Especially if it lands on someone smaller.



And again I thought about the shitpits, and what would happen if his parents freak out about similar little stuff in the future.



And what do I come to this forum and find?



More lying trolls. Shadowpeople (nah, 'Shadowpeople' sounds too cool.. let's call them blackguards) who masturbate to the idea of Tattoo Kid kept in lockdown. Blackguards who make me want to nail them to a DDR mat and play a few rounds of PARANOiA SURVIVOR MAX.



See, if these places were actually any good, you'd have forums like Fornits only with graduates bragging about how great their stay was, how much fun stuff they got to do, and how much the therapy and caring of the counselors helped them grow. How much better they feel about themselves after they went there, how much better they were treated there than by their parents. It would be detailed and entirely devoid of duckspeak. Graduates would come out, get online (or talk about it online while there) and strongly recommend it with the same fluency that the actual victims talk about the abuse on Fornits.



(Cue an additional cadre of blackguards pretending to be graduates... NOW!)



You're not fooling anyone because you have no idea what to say, or what people actually would say if it was good. No mention of names, no praise for stuff you did, no mention of friends. It never happens. After this post, maybe it will, but I don't think anyone's going to believe your crap then, either.



I think I might go over to YouthRights and CAFETY. They don't tolerate the trolling bullshit. I'm seriously not interested in an endless debate with trolling blackguards.



You guys want to know something, before I leave? I single-handedly slaughtered the career of a prospective teacher for writing a perverted story which was way, way too fucking close to the reality of these abuse camps. (Luke is my souvenir from that encounter. That's why he hates the programmies so much.)



Let me say this again, plain: I kicked someone's ass, using society as my weapon, for writing about what the blackguards are doing.



Predatory infantilism, bizarre sadism, the uncontrolled lust for control- that's what's really going through these people's heads. Help, therapy, and concern just don't enter into it. Why does everyone get so surprised when they kill kids for, oh say, gargling milk?



Parents: You took care of your kid for more than a decade. Now he's growing up, and in directions you might not like. Suck it up and deal! For a hundred bucks a day you can do damn near anything. Why the hell are you sending him to these people?! Shit, send him to ME- I won't promise he'll be nicer or do exactly what you tell him, but for a hundred bucks a day I'll quit my job (that's more than I make!), keep him out of trouble full-time, and help him grow up. Sound good? Don't doubt my credentials: I have exactly the same amount of education in this area as most of the programmies. (None.)



Truth be told, I want to put an end to this shit before Tattoo Kid gets old enough to get sent there. (Not that I think that'll happen. People around here are way too clannish to send their kids off to someone they don't know.) How many other kids are like him, whose mild misbehavior wouldn't even raise a cop's eyebrow but who aren't so lucky in the parent department?



I know- just know- that this post is going to be answered by blackguards who will spew "you don't know what you're talking about" crap. Save it for someone who cares. The parents reading this are not going to fall for it.[ This Message was edited by: Milk Gargling Death Penalty on 2006-07-06 16:53 ]


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« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2007, 09:58:19 PM »
:o

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« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2007, 10:39:27 PM »
I would buy you a drink if I was not a poor college student.
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« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2007, 04:41:57 AM »
what's with your obsession with pre-pubescent kids? i bet this shit makes you all hot and horny doesnt it. do you beat off to fornits? i bet you do.
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« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2007, 04:55:32 AM »
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what's with your obsession with pre-pubescent kids? i bet this shit makes you all hot and horny doesnt it. do you beat off to fornits? i bet you do.


http://fornits.com/wwf/viewtopic.php?t=20837
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« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2007, 09:23:59 AM »
You know what Milk ?

I had a police crime prevention officer attend my house because my boys were throwing snowballs and one (yes just the ONE) hit someone's window !

Every kid, adult dog and cat were also out in the village throwing snowballs (we don't often see the snow) yet mine was the only house visited ... the sad thing is, i told them not to join in the mass snowball fight because I knew this would happen  :(

What is wrong with this world that kids can't be kids? We want to control them and mould them yet we also want them to grow up and behave, which is it to be? behave like kids or behave like adults? No wonder they're so confused and screwed up.
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« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2007, 09:43:20 AM »
A little while back when there was snow on the ground one of my students threw a massive snow boulder type thingie at me. He wisely waited for me to have my back turned before he launched the damn thing at me. I turned and chased him down. I then proceeded to shove some snow down the back of his jacket and left him hopping around like a rabbit with his tail on fire.

Little beggar wasn't finished though.. I didn't even make it past the bank next to my school, which was about fifty feet from the first "attack" took place, when the little hellion struck again. This time my revenge was total and absolute. I ran into the buiding.. Out the back door.. gathered up a big boulder of snow.. and ran back in and nailed him just as he opened the front door to walk in for his first class.

The kid looked like I had taken a piss in his Doctor Pepper. Have to say that didn't bring resolution to the war. It was merely one battle concluded in a brutal struggle to one up each other through our endless campaigns of pranks. Last Friday the little gangster hid all my role sheets, and in retaliation I hung his back pack out the window by a string in such away he spend nearly 20 minutes looking for it. Coincidently about the same amount of time I spent looking for my role sheets.

I've a devious plan devised for Monday. He hates pop music. Probably his most redeeming feature is his utter disdain for Britney Spears. This practically ensures him gaining passing marks in my class, but to one up the retaliation war I've downloaded some free karoake songs. All of them are Britney Spears songs, and while he hates Britney, he doesn't possess any of the norma and understandable fears of ESL students for singing and speaking in English.

My Vengeance will be complete.. Mwahahahahahahahahahah mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahhaah mwhahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahaha

Well that is until he comes up with something to retaliate with. Knowing him it will be clever though.
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« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2007, 01:01:47 AM »
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what's with your obsession with pre-pubescent kids? i bet this shit makes you all hot and horny doesnt it. do you beat off to fornits? i bet you do.


This guy has been hanging around that waterpark for a long time,at least 2 years I know about,making contact with little kids,and he braggs about it here a lot.
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« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2007, 02:34:25 AM »
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what's with your obsession with pre-pubescent kids? i bet this shit makes you all hot and horny doesnt it. do you beat off to fornits? i bet you do.

This guy has been hanging around that waterpark for a long time,at least 2 years I know about,making contact with little kids,and he braggs about it here a lot.



I get it. He's one of those weirdos who hangs out with high school kids. We had one of them in our group, he'd buy us beer. Strange guy he was.
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« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2007, 03:13:07 AM »
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I went over to the water park again....He seems to have something always written on his stomach, so I'll call him Tattoo Kid. He's about eight years old. He threw an innertube over a railing, which is becoming a bad habit of his.



a habit of his, how long do you stalk these kids for?
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