Moron, so the malt sprouts legs and goes and ferments itself with the hops? Have you forgotten the other ingredients? None of them are naturally found together. You said it yourself, INGREDIENTS. They have to be brought together by a human hand, processed, and turned into alcohol. If we didn't bring these ingredients together, THERE WOULD BE NO SUCH THING AS ALCOHOL.
Weed has been growing naturally in the earth, like other drugs such as psylocibin mushrooms, salvia divinorum, morning glories, etc, etc, for longer than we've been around. But alcohol is listed as an INVENTION. Look it up yourself, dumbass.