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If I was a pedo...
« on: June 15, 2006, 04:52:00 PM »
I'm getting irritated with the accusations, but it got me thinking...

What if I really was a pedophile?

If I was a pedophile, I would want to find a career that suits my interests. I wouldn't just be a part-time kid-fucker; I'd do it all day long.

Preferably I would be in a place where children are kept from their parents. After all, we can't have little Johnny running home to Mom every time I ream his tasty, warm little ass, can we?

I'd also want a place in which I held a position of significant authority over them. A level system would be preferable, even ideal, with a maximum of coercion and a minimum of freedom. So long as I can keep the kids dependent on me and my dick for their basic emotional needs, my desires will be satisfied.

I'd also want to be there to be no authority above myself that will believe the kid. Even if he were going to go to someone higher up, assuming he could even reach one, and complain, I don't want them to believe him.

Also, I don't have any degree, so I'd want a place that doesn't really check credentials.

Finally, I'd want there to be limited to no accountability. Even if it was discovered and I got fired, I'd want the place I work for to sweep it all under the rug, as much as possible.

I wonder, does Fornits know of any places that might fit these criteria?
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If I was a pedo...
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2006, 06:19:00 PM »
the Catholic Church?
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« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2006, 10:32:00 PM »
The decent schools check credentials asswipe.
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« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2006, 12:39:00 AM »
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On 2006-06-15 13:52:00, Anonymous wrote:

"I'm getting irritated with the accusations, but it got me thinking...



What if I really was a pedophile?



If I was a pedophile, I would want to find a career that suits my interests. I wouldn't just be a part-time kid-fucker; I'd do it all day long.



Preferably I would be in a place where children are kept from their parents. After all, we can't have little Johnny running home to Mom every time I ream his tasty, warm little ass, can we?



I'd also want a place in which I held a position of significant authority over them. A level system would be preferable, even ideal, with a maximum of coercion and a minimum of freedom. So long as I can keep the kids dependent on me and my dick for their basic emotional needs, my desires will be satisfied.



I'd also want to be there to be no authority above myself that will believe the kid. Even if he were going to go to someone higher up, assuming he could even reach one, and complain, I don't want them to believe him.



Also, I don't have any degree, so I'd want a place that doesn't really check credentials.



Finally, I'd want there to be limited to no accountability. Even if it was discovered and I got fired, I'd want the place I work for to sweep it all under the rug, as much as possible.



I wonder, does Fornits know of any places that might fit these criteria?"


A waterpark.
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« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2006, 02:18:00 AM »
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On 2006-06-15 21:39:00, Anonymous wrote:


A waterpark."


Wrong. Try again.
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« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2006, 11:35:00 AM »
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On 2006-06-15 23:18:00, Anonymous wrote:

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On 2006-06-15 21:39:00, Anonymous wrote:



A waterpark."




Wrong. Try again."


Ok then,where do you like to hang out and stalk children Mr Pedo?
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« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2006, 02:23:00 PM »
Amazingly enough if you check some of the State Sex Offenders Registries  a lot of them work at Walmart, Burger King, and McDonalds. Thats like putting them in charge at Boys Town. ::bangin::

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« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2006, 08:31:00 PM »
I'm getting irritated with the accusations, but it got me thinking...

What if I really was a pedophile?

If I was a pedophile, I would want to find a career that suits my interests. I wouldn't just be a part-time kid-fucker; I'd do it all day long.

Preferably I would be in a place where children are kept from their parents. After all, we can't have little Johnny running home to Mom every time I ream his tasty, warm little ass, can we?

I'd also want a place in which I held a position of significant authority over them. A level system would be preferable, even ideal, with a maximum of coercion and a minimum of freedom. So long as I can keep the kids dependent on me and my dick for their basic emotional needs, my desires will be satisfied.

I'd also want to be there to be no authority above myself that will believe the kid. Even if he were going to go to someone higher up, assuming he could even reach one, and complain, I don't want them to believe him.

Also, I don't have any degree, so I'd want a place that doesn't really check credentials.

Finally, I'd want there to be limited to no accountability. Even if it was discovered and I got fired, I'd want the place I work for to whistle for a cab. And when it came near the
Licenseplate said "fresh" and had a dice in the
mirror! If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought now forget it, yo homes to bel-air!

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby "yo homes, smell you later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
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« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2006, 12:02:00 AM »
Exactly!

Go and actually BE a pedo, instead of fantasize about it. SIEZE THE MOMENT!
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« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2006, 01:12:00 AM »
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On 2006-06-16 21:02:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Exactly!



Go and actually BE a pedo, instead of fantasize about it. SIEZE THE MOMENT!



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Exactly.There are plenty of kiddies out there who will volunteer and participate.Its not like you have to go to the water park and stalk them.
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« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2006, 03:06:00 AM »
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On 2006-06-15 13:52:00, Anonymous wrote:

"I'm getting irritated with the accusations, but it got me thinking...



What if I really was a pedophile?



If I was a pedophile, I would want to find a career that suits my interests. I wouldn't just be a part-time kid-fucker; I'd do it all day long.



Preferably I would be in a place where children are kept from their parents. After all, we can't have little Johnny running home to Mom every time I ream his tasty, warm little ass, can we?



I'd also want a place in which I held a position of significant authority over them. A level system would be preferable, even ideal, with a maximum of coercion and a minimum of freedom. So long as I can keep the kids dependent on me and my dick for their basic emotional needs, my desires will be satisfied.



I'd also want to be there to be no authority above myself that will believe the kid. Even if he were going to go to someone higher up, assuming he could even reach one, and complain, I don't want them to believe him.



Also, I don't have any degree, so I'd want a place that doesn't really check credentials.



Finally, I'd want there to be limited to no accountability. Even if it was discovered and I got fired, I'd want the place I work for to sweep it all under the rug, as much as possible.



I wonder, does Fornits know of any places that might fit these criteria?"


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