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I have a question for Buzzkill's son.
« Reply #15 on: June 03, 2006, 01:56:00 PM »
Have you ever walked in on your mom getting boned?  :rofl:
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« Reply #16 on: June 03, 2006, 02:00:00 PM »
Has your mom ever caught you jacking off or having sex? I used to hate when that would happen...  :lol:
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« Reply #17 on: June 03, 2006, 04:45:00 PM »
Are you all a bunch of god damn nooblets?

People are trolling to make you have a reaction and you're giving them one. Id think having been on the internet this long youd know how to react to someone acting like a 5 year old over the keyboard.

Act your age and stop taking it personally from anonymous trolling. Fornits is uncensored and its a badge of honor, but the downfall of that is it requires more out of its posters than it does in moderated forums.

P.S. - Im wearing grey boxers. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #18 on: June 03, 2006, 04:48:00 PM »
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"Has your mom ever caught you jacking off or having sex? I used to hate when that would happen...  :lol: "


She did as a matter of fact. But, see, my dick is SO big, she thought I had something in my hand I was hiding, because clearly no dick can be as huge as mine.

IM ALSO REALLY THE GEORGE ZIMMER, CEO AND CHAIRMAN OF MENS WAREHOUSE. WHILE SURREPTITIOUSLY PLUNGING MY ROSY-CHEEKED CYCLOPEAN ALLY INTO THE ANAL CAVITY OF A YOUNG MIGRANT FARM WORKER OF INDETERMINATE GENDER IN THE FRONT ROW OF A MOVIE THEATER, THE POOR YOUTH SCREAMED FOR MORE THAN THREE MINUTES STRAIGHT, FINALLY COUGHING UP A LOAD OF 100% PURE ZIMMER SAUCE AND PASSING OUT. THE OTHER MOVIE PATRONS, ANGRY AT THE INTERRUPTION OF THE ADVENTURES OF SHARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL IN 3-D, BEGAN PELTING ME WITH DRINKS, FOOD, AND PHONE NUMBERS HASTILY WRITTEN ON NAPKINS. UNFORTUNATELY, MY OUTRAGEOUSLY DAPPER SUIT WAS RUINED IN THE PROCESS. I NONCHALANTLY PULLED THE UNCONSCIOUS YOUTH OFF MY ENORMOUS EYEBALL GOUGER AND STRIPPED NUDE. THEN, WITH A BESTIAL ROAR, I BEAT THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE TO DEATH--WITHOUT LEAVING THE FRONT ROW. ON MY WAY OUT, IN THE CUSTOM OF THE ZIMMER FAMILY, I GAVE THEM A BURIAL AT SEMEN. I GUARANTEE IT.
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« Reply #19 on: June 03, 2006, 06:11:00 PM »
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Are you all a bunch of god damn nooblets?



People are trolling to make you have a reaction and you're giving them one. Id think having been on the internet this long youd know how to react to someone acting like a 5 year old over the keyboard.

Niles, you expect WAY too much from these knuckleheads here... Hell, that was like shooting fish in a barrel... :wave:
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« Reply #20 on: June 03, 2006, 06:33:00 PM »
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But I suppose that was your point. Its very sick and sad, you know. You really should seek help.


No, not at all. Does there have to a "point" to ~everything on this fucking forum?  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :skull:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :roll:  :roll:  :tup:  :tup:
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« Reply #21 on: June 03, 2006, 06:34:00 PM »
You ever sniff your mom's panties?  :rofl:
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« Reply #22 on: June 03, 2006, 06:42:00 PM »
You ever shine your nuts with a telephone?  :rofl:
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« Reply #23 on: June 03, 2006, 10:44:00 PM »
Luke/Paul is back.
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« Reply #24 on: June 03, 2006, 11:17:00 PM »
YEP, thought maybe he had really gone away.
What a sick fucker.
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« Reply #25 on: June 03, 2006, 11:31:00 PM »
Three Springs:  I am so glad you are back.  I loved the Barney toy!  Gonna use it myself (the expression, not the toy).  Thanks for making me laugh today! :grin:
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« Reply #26 on: June 04, 2006, 11:42:00 AM »
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Luke/Paul is back.

Who? :wave:
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« Reply #27 on: June 04, 2006, 11:45:00 AM »
Ever pound your pecker into a glassful of raw ground beef?
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« Reply #28 on: June 04, 2006, 12:07:00 PM »
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YEP, thought maybe he had really gone away.

What a sick fucker.

Nope, it's just me... :scared:  :wave:
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« Reply #29 on: June 04, 2006, 12:09:00 PM »
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Ever pound your pecker into a glassful of raw ground beef?

 ::bwahaha2::  :rofl:  :tup:  :tup:
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