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« on: June 02, 2006, 09:17:00 AM »
How about this one?

Father Cassian touched my junk liberally. He strapped me in to his Straightmobile and he couldn't keep his offensive hands off of me. He was performing many red flag touches. I couldn't believe what the fuck was going on. I told Fr. Cassian the city would not approve of a millionaire touching an underage kid for free. Can you believe it? Father Cassian did all this. He picked me off the street, strapped my arms and legs down in the Straightmobile's passenger seat, and just wouldn't stop fondling my cock'n'balls.
They definately were red flag touches. The goddamn referee he had in the back seat kept on
raising up this red flag every time he touched my junk but did "Fr." Cassian care? NO WAY! He
just kept on doing it. I couldn't believe what the fuckwas going on, indeed. I pleaded with
Fr. Cassian but to no avail. I told him the city would not approve of such a wealthy man
touching an underage kid like me (at the time I was 13) without at least compensating me for
the trauma and the use of my body as his own personal plaything.
This got to him, worrying about his image. He continued to fondle me, all the while ignoring
the referee's red flags. Then he drove the Straightmobile to my house and ejected the seat I was in! It was amazing. But surprisingly, after I woke up the next morning, my bank account had $150k in it!!! Can you believe it?????????????????????????
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« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2006, 10:27:00 AM »
Can you PLLLEEEAASSSEE come up with something else?? This is just soooo tired it's becoming annoying
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« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2006, 10:40:00 AM »
I love it!!!

Encore!  Encore! :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:
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« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2006, 10:58:00 AM »
Yeah... you love it cause YOU are the one who keeps posting it. Duh!!!
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« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2006, 11:48:00 AM »
::rocker::  ::rocker::  ::rocker::  ::rocker::  ::rocker::  ::rocker::
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« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2006, 11:58:00 AM »
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On 2006-06-02 07:58:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Yeah... you love it cause YOU are the one who keeps posting it. Duh!!!"


Nope.   It's just easier for you to believe that.  Do yourself a favor sweetie and get a hobby. It might just lead to an actual life eventually.  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2006, 12:09:00 PM »
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On 2006-06-02 08:58:00, Anonymous wrote:

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On 2006-06-02 07:58:00, Anonymous wrote:


"Yeah... you love it cause YOU are the one who keeps posting it. Duh!!!"




Nope.   It's just easier for you to believe that.  Do yourself a favor sweetie and get a hobby. It might just lead to an actual life eventually.  :lol:  :lol: "


Whatever hobby I have, at least it's not posting the same lame ass " Miller touched my junk" crap over and over and over... :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Do YOUSELF a favor sweetie..and come up with something different for a change!!
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« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2006, 08:11:00 AM »
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On 2006-06-02 09:09:00, Anonymous wrote:

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On 2006-06-02 08:58:00, Anonymous wrote:


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On 2006-06-02 07:58:00, Anonymous wrote:



"Yeah... you love it cause YOU are the one who keeps posting it. Duh!!!"







Nope.   It's just easier for you to believe that.  Do yourself a favor sweetie and get a hobby. It might just lead to an actual life eventually.  :lol:  :lol: "




Whatever hobby I have, at least it's not posting the same lame ass " Miller touched my junk" crap over and over and over... :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Do YOUSELF a favor sweetie..and come up with something different for a change!!"


DAMMIT, this was DIFFERENT!!!!!!  Find the words "Miller Newton" anywhere in the text of the original post to this thread.......you can't find them 'cause they're not there, asshole!   This was a totally new and completely original work, and you go comparing it to some other post about some other incident.....damn, you go through all that trouble to come up with something new and different, and you get shot down like that.  Ungrateful bastard........
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« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2006, 08:25:00 AM »
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On 2006-06-02 07:40:00, Anonymous wrote:

"I love it!!!



Encore!  Encore! :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy: "


OK, since you insist......it's so nice to get a response like yours, especially after the abuse that gets hurled at me by misguided, shortsighted philistines who wouldn't know great literature if it touched their junk, liberally, complete with red-flag-raising referee and all......damn, they even think this is some rehash of some other incident involving some other person, fer cryin' out loud!  Thankfully, not everyone shares their lack of discernment, refinement, and good taste.  It is refreshing to hear from someone of your insight and astute appreciation for subtle literary technique and the clever use of symbolism.  "Red Flag Touches", indeed.  Thank you, and here it is, once again, especially for you:

Father Cassian touched my junk liberally. He strapped me in to his Straightmobile and he couldn't keep his offensive hands off of me. He was performing many red flag touches. I couldn't believe what the fuck was going on. I told Fr. Cassian the city would not approve of a millionaire touching an underage kid for free. Can you believe it? Father Cassian did all this. He picked me off the street, strapped my arms and legs down in the Straightmobile's passenger seat, and just wouldn't stop fondling my cock'n'balls.
They definately were red flag touches. The goddamn referee he had in the back seat kept on
raising up this red flag every time he touched my junk but did "Fr." Cassian care? NO WAY! He
just kept on doing it. I couldn't believe what the fuck was going on, indeed. I pleaded with
Fr. Cassian but to no avail. I told him the city would not approve of such a wealthy man
touching an underage kid like me (at the time I was 13) without at least compensating me for
the trauma and the use of my body as his own personal plaything.
This got to him, worrying about his image. He continued to fondle me, all the while ignoring
the referee's red flags. Then he drove the Straightmobile to my house and ejected the seat I was in! It was amazing. But surprisingly, after I woke up the next morning, my bank account had $150k in it!!! Can you believe it?????????????????????????
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« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2006, 08:35:00 AM »
How about this one?

Ruthie Ann touched my junk liberally. Shee strapped me in to his Straightmobile and she couldn't keep her offensive hands off of me. She was performing many red flag touches. I couldn't believe what the fuck was going on. I told Ruthie Ann the city would not approve of a millionaire touching an underage kid for free. Can you believe it? Ruthie Ann did all this. She picked me off the street, strapped my arms and legs down in the Straightmobile's passenger seat, and just wouldn't stop fondling my cock'n'balls.
They definately were red flag touches. The goddamn referee she had in the back seat kept on
raising up this red flag every time she touched my junk but did Ruthie Ann care? NO WAY! She
just kept on doing it. I couldn't believe what the fuck was going on, indeed. I pleaded with
Ruthie Ann but to no avail. I told her the city would not approve of such a wealthy woman
touching an underage kid like me (at the time I was 13) without at least compensating me for
the trauma and the use of my body as her own personal plaything.
This got to her, worrying about her image. She continued to fondle me, all the while ignoring
the referee's red flags. Then she drove the Straightmobile to my house and ejected the seat I was in! It was amazing. But surprisingly, after I woke up the next morning, my bank account had $150k in it!!! Can you believe it?????????????????????????
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« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2006, 08:36:00 AM »
How about this one?

Ruthie Ann touched my junk liberally. She strapped me in to his Straightmobile and she couldn't keep her offensive hands off of me. She was performing many red flag touches. I couldn't believe what the fuck was going on. I told Ruthie Ann the city would not approve of a millionaire touching an underage kid for free. Can you believe it? Ruthie Ann did all this. She picked me off the street, strapped my arms and legs down in the Straightmobile's passenger seat, and just wouldn't stop fondling my cock'n'balls.
They definately were red flag touches. The goddamn referee she had in the back seat kept on
raising up this red flag every time she touched my junk but did Ruthie Ann care? NO WAY! She
just kept on doing it. I couldn't believe what the fuck was going on, indeed. I pleaded with
Ruthie Ann but to no avail. I told her the city would not approve of such a wealthy woman
touching an underage kid like me (at the time I was 13) without at least compensating me for
the trauma and the use of my body as her own personal plaything.
This got to her, worrying about her image. She continued to fondle me, all the while ignoring
the referee's red flags. Then she drove the Straightmobile to my house and ejected the seat I was in! It was amazing. But surprisingly, after I woke up the next morning, my bank account had $150k in it!!! Can you believe it?????????????????????????
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« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2006, 08:44:00 AM »
I like it!  Damn, you're good! :tup:
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« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2006, 09:32:00 AM »
okay... just for the record here..YOU HAVE WAY TO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS!!!!!!

This is just STUPID!! How old are you anyway?
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« Reply #13 on: June 03, 2006, 01:14:00 PM »
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On 2006-06-03 06:32:00, Anonymous wrote:

"okay... just for the record here..YOU HAVE WAY TO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS!!!!!!



This is just STUPID!! How old are you anyway? "


HEHEHEHEHE.......Apparently old enough to get under your skin Ruthie Ann  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:
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« Reply #14 on: June 03, 2006, 04:16:00 PM »
::bigsmilebounce::  ::bwahaha2::  ::bwahaha::  ::bandit::  ::bandit::  ::bandit::  ::bandit::


More! More!
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