Big Chief Kruglik now handles all questions and billing for every student in elan.
Big Chief Kruglik: Hi yuh yuh yuh , me suh order additional sundries so that me suh make more money for elan. Me suh also add 40% mark up for all sundries.
Big Chief Krulgik aka (BCK) also vows to charge familes for weekend pizzas and subs at an incredible mark up of 65% above cost.
BCK: Me suh can say that student earned sub for being student of the week, resident of the week, and best production of the week and keep alternating them around, hi yuh yuh yuh. Me suh also can say student made expeditor, therefor also gets pizzza billed every week.
With all this charges for food, BCK will be pocketing the profit and putting it to good use. BCK has informed us that the white man at every bank has turned him down for loans and plans on using the profits to build a grand tipis.
BCK: Me suh says it will be the grandest tipis of all tipis, me suh will have floors also made of little boys underpants that will match the structure as well, hi yuh yuh yuh.
BCK also plans on hunting his own food and offering it to the students as daily meals to save money on purchasing real food.
BCK: Me suh will have 4 hunters from the Indian Mongoloid Reservation who will hunt daily so that we can feed elan students. Me suh plans on making squirrel stew with opossom meatloaf and feed it to all students. Me suh also will provide students with wild berries and poison ivy as their vegetables.
BCK also told us that he no longer is permitted to have sweat tents for use of elan students do to Maines new rules.
BCK will also head off every morning meeting for elan dressed in full Indian Mongoloid Reservationist attire, and motivate every student to strive.
When we asked BCK what his attire consists of he had this to say: Me suh where little boys under pants on head and smear me suh self with buffallo turds and run around dining room like retard chanting " Hi yuh yuh yuh, hi yuh yuh yuh".
BCK: Me suh sees it this way, with new mark ups on all sundries and pizza and subs, it will not be long before me suh has enough white man money to build new grand tipis.
