Come one , come all ( Freak show BBQ)

[Anonymous]

C'mon you little pantie on the head wearing bitch artie, where ya out fool?
You chicken fucker, Asian Flu spreading, sick freak!

Now I know where Prince got the idea for the song (When Doves Cry). Art fucks Doves and they cried. :nworthy:

[Anonymous]

This just in, an added bonus show will be added at the first ever freak show BBQ. Art will perform a new trick with his wonder lake dog. What artie will do is shove a peice of beef jerky up his asshole, and his wonder lake dog will lick it out. Art has performed this trick in the past and his wonder lake dog violently extracted the jerky by biting artie very badly, resulting in stitches. But Artie has been working overtime in perfecting this trick/stunt and assures all that it will all go according to plan without serious wounds.
Good luck artie, you da man. Watch out David Blaine, there is a new upcoming freak out there in the world, and his name is Artman the hamman.

[Anonymous]

On 2006-04-28 07:08:00, Anonymous wrote:

"This just in, an added bonus show will be added at the first ever freak show BBQ. Art will perform a new trick with his wonder lake dog. What artie will do is shove a peice of beef jerky up his asshole, and his wonder lake dog will lick it out. Art has performed this trick in the past and his wonder lake dog violently extracted the jerky by biting artie very badly, resulting in stitches. But Artie has been working overtime in perfecting this trick/stunt and assures all that it will all go according to plan without serious wounds.

Good luck artie, you da man. Watch out David Blaine, there is a new upcoming freak out there in the world, and his name is Artman the hamman."

Sorry folks, but the wonder lake dog is now in protective custody, and art is screwed when comes opening day of freak show BBQ.

Artie, maybe you can get a hamster and train him to do tricks in time? They are inexpensive, so is electrical tape and ky jelly. Use your imagination sick freak.

[Anonymous]

Update: Freak show BBQ will now feature Dave the eggman tycoon, arts boss. He will demonstrate how he whips art and art lays an egg. Art will also be demonstrating how he can lay colored aggs like he does for easter.
 
Bock bock bock, move outta the way here comes artman! Lay them eggs BOY!

[Anonymous]

All this talk of chickens, I actaully went out and bought 6 baby chicks. They are only a few days old at this time, and are very very tiny. For the next 90 days, we have to keep them in a small container with a heat lamp on them so that they will stay warm and grow, what my electic bill would generate will be another story from keeping this 250 watt heat bulb on them, cant be any worse then this past winter where I at one month had to shell out $723.00 for Feb's bill. Once they get bigger, they can live outside, so this weekend I am gonna build a chicken coupe. I did my homework on caring for them, and look forward to having my own eggs in the future. fortunatly you need a million chickens to make money off of them to sell their eggs, also nned to have them fda approved, perhaps your buddy dave the egg tycoon can give me some pointers?

[Anonymous]

Isn't the Freak show BBQ this weekend Artie? Getting all your gay tricks in order so that you can entertain the mutants? Hope that Wonder lake pooch of yours is at his best, you want to impress the hell out opf people with your sick freakish ways. :lol: