...Yeah, all the commercials suck but I aint goin to no "alumni" site. That's pretty much like bendin' over for your rapist. Who in their right mind would associate themselves as a Straight "Alumni"

Man, that's fucked-up! I long ago re-nounced my 7-step/alumni status.
The first time I drank a beer about a year or so after "graduating". I remember we thought the beer was pretty nasty, my friend and I. He was from another fucked-up re-hab in the D.C/Northern VA area called "Crossroads". So after a couple beers we decided to go try to find somethin' better. We drove around or somethin' until he recognized some cat walkin' up the sidewalk. We pulled up next to him and he gave us some acid. That very night I ate the zodiac. We tripped hard. My friend and I both freed ourselves of our super-imposed sobriety that night. My $tr8 girlfriend followed shortly. Before long all the 7-steppers I knew were smokin' ganja, eatin acid, an' drinkin' beer. Fuck $tr8.