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Yikes! My son was caught having inappropiate sexual contact
« on: May 03, 2006, 06:42:00 PM »
My son was caught having inappropiate sexual contact with his cousin. He said he wanted to know how it felt to have a girlfriend. Same thing with his cousin. Never Had a boyfriend. Both said they plan on having further sexual contact. I can watch him every minute. Any advice?Would a program of any kind be helpful?
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« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2006, 06:48:00 PM »
Do you have a video camera?
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« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2006, 06:51:00 PM »
Web Cam?!!! lol
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« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2006, 06:53:00 PM »
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"My son was caught having inappropiate sexual contact with his cousin. He said he wanted to know how it felt to have a girlfriend. Same thing with his cousin. Never Had a boyfriend. Both said they plan on having further sexual contact. I can watch him every minute. Any advice?Would a program of any kind be helpful?"


Some people don't want kids to have ANY fun.
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« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2006, 07:39:00 PM »
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« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2006, 07:47:00 PM »
Until I hear they brought in the family dog as a participant in a threesome........I say let them be!

If they want to have two headed children, that's there business.

Hahahaha, yes this is the lighter side of fornits. What would I do without my afternoon 7&7 and dose of fornits?

Well, they are putting in the steel cage for the pool. 4 weeks from now, my afternoon cocktail will be having had on the deck of our pool.

Ain't life beautiful?
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« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2006, 07:49:00 PM »
Yum cocktails...I'm jealous because I'm pregnant...and I'm 12, and the prostitution only pays enough for crack.
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"Yum cocktails...I'm jealous because I'm pregnant...and I'm 12, and the prostitution only pays enough for crack.
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and whoever said crack was whack????? They don't know what they're talking about!
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« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2006, 08:04:00 PM »
Hey, you're a regular McGruff there with all the drug propganda. Seriously, I think DARE is looking for some new armed counselors to go talk to eleven year olds.
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« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2006, 08:12:00 PM »
I remember I got out of my DARE course assignments because I just didnt wanna do it, and I didnt wanna give a big stupid speech about 'drugs and me' because of shyness.

Now Im glad that I rebelled in such a minor way, totally un aware of what was going on, and can brag about it now.  :lol: That and wtf does a 10 year old whose never trouched drugs have to say about drugs effecting him?
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« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2006, 08:15:00 PM »
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On 2006-05-03 15:42:00, Anonymous wrote:

"My son was caught having inappropiate sexual contact with his cousin. He said he wanted to know how it felt to have a girlfriend. Same thing with his cousin. Never Had a boyfriend. Both said they plan on having further sexual contact. I can watch him every minute. Any advice?Would a program of any kind be helpful?"


I have a program for you. Go to a dog store and buy there medium sized dog cage. Lock your boy in it until he promises not to have sex until he is married. Premarital sex really gives me the creeps. Tell his cousin if she loves him she can wait. If this doesn't work, send him to my ministries. God bless my son.

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« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2006, 08:19:00 PM »
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"My son was caught having inappropiate sexual contact with his cousin. He said he wanted to know how it felt to have a girlfriend. Same thing with his cousin. Never Had a boyfriend. Both said they plan on having further sexual contact. I can watch him every minute. Any advice?Would a program of any kind be helpful?"




I have a program for you. Go to a dog store and buy there medium sized dog cage. Lock your boy in it until he promises not to have sex until he is married. Premarital sex really gives me the creeps. Tell his cousin if she loves him she can wait. If this doesn't work, send him to my ministries. God bless my son.



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Mr. Fallwell,
What do we do about childhood masturbation?
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« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2006, 08:22:00 PM »
sex is for reproduction. sometimes i wish that certain peoples' parents didn't do it.
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« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2006, 08:24:00 PM »
Thanks. Ill be sure to FUCK when Im trying to have fun and save the sex for conception  :grin:
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« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2006, 08:27:00 PM »
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Mr. Fallwell,
What do we do about childhood masturbation?


Nip it in the but before it starts. Remember, it all starts with the parents. They need to use available technology to keep their kids in line to receive the lord's good blessing on their day of reckoning.
Wireless pinhole cameras in the ceiling are both easy to install and affordable. Review the tapes and when the child is found masturbating, give them a thorough shaming, make them read the bible more often, and explain how perverted masturbation is.
If this doesn't work, there is always the dog cage. Thank you for your interest, please donate money to my ministry in exchange for this advice. God bless my son.
Now, let us all pray.

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