Author Topic: R.I.P. Bert and Ernie (Read 12792 times)

Anonymous · « **on:** April 27, 2006, 03:52:00 PM »

With special guest Madonna.

ernie · « **Reply #1 on:** April 27, 2006, 03:53:00 PM »

Oh hi, Bert, whatcha doin'?

Bert · « **Reply #2 on:** April 27, 2006, 03:54:00 PM »

Nothin' Ernie, what's going on?

ernie · « **Reply #3 on:** April 27, 2006, 03:55:00 PM »

I heard they're scripting us out with a murder-suicide.

Bert · « **Reply #4 on:** April 27, 2006, 03:56:00 PM »

So we're really going out with a bang?

ernie · « **Reply #5 on:** April 27, 2006, 03:56:00 PM »

Make that two bangs, Bert.

Bert · « **Reply #6 on:** April 27, 2006, 03:57:00 PM »

The ratings will be off the charts.

ernie · « **Reply #7 on:** April 27, 2006, 03:58:00 PM »

I wonder if we'll trump Madonna?

Madonna · « **Reply #8 on:** April 27, 2006, 04:00:00 PM »

You'll never trump me.

Bert · « **Reply #9 on:** April 27, 2006, 04:01:00 PM »

You want in on it, don't you.

Madonna · « **Reply #10 on:** April 27, 2006, 04:01:00 PM »

Fuck yeah I want in on it. I'm gonna make out with Ernie.

Bert · « **Reply #11 on:** April 27, 2006, 04:02:00 PM »

Let me know how you make out.

Madonna · « **Reply #12 on:** April 27, 2006, 04:03:00 PM »

Sure, honey. Let's go backstage.

Bert · « **Reply #13 on:** April 27, 2006, 04:04:00 PM »

No no no! That's not what I meant!

ernie · « **Reply #14 on:** April 27, 2006, 04:05:00 PM »

May I commend you on your many years of deadpan, Bert.

Fornits Fornits Home for Wayward Web Fora An open discussion about the troubled parent industry