ok,, this is dave,, and im busted,, i dont mean to be a shiteater,, but after a visit w/ jordans family,, now i cant get enuf of that gooey stuff. the only reason i started this bbq thread was to try and sell a few eggie weggies,,times are tuf ,, ya know? maybe a few chicken wings,, the locals wont do business with me anymore,, to many egg embryos came out with my human dna,, and the chickens that were born would ony eat shit,, not feed,, i thought they tasted great,, but others differ,,so what if the white meat is a lil brown,,and dont judge to fast,, youd fuck chickens to if all u ever did was sit in a rundown,, roadside shack and try to pawn chickens of to passing motorist. the only steady custumer i have is jordans father,, ,, he agrees that chicken fed w/ shit taste better.ill have his testimonials on my website soon,,then his testicles in my mouth.. opp sorry,, i digress,, please,, o please buy my eggs,, the tranvestite under the bridge wants to charge me more,,
