On 2006-04-05 16:12:00, Three Springs Waygookin wrote:
"Yes I have been a real rotter with the penguins and all. I do suppose at the very minimum I deserve a bloody good drubbing for attempting to experiment with behavior modification techniques on an aquatic bird species.
I can only offer this on my own defense when I state that the results are very conslusive in an all to inconclusive manner.
The damn penguins all graduated the program with a distant vacant look in their little penguin eyes. Now the ring leader of the lot is offering me a business proposal as a joint partnership in a Penguin version of a treatment program. Something to do with weaning young penguins off mackrel or something to that effect. They intend to use a peer treatment model to attempt to affect positive changes in the lives of their fellow penguins. Penguins Helping Penguins will soon be making the local news near you so do feel free to refer any and all mackrel addicted penguins to this outstanding organization. Even better they take their pay in tuna fish so it is a win win deal for everyone.
The baling wired penguin has sense completely spontaenously combusted and their are now penguin guts all over my apartment. Most vexing as I am just now realising that penguins smell most vile. Give to every other human being every right that you claim for yourself - that is my doctrine.
--Thomas Paine
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YES!!!You have been in Korea fot too long.
Its gettting to you isnt it?
I have lots of Korean friends in Pusan,but theyre all dumber than shit.Must be the most stupid people on the face of the earth.
And what about all of those born again Christian Koreans?Enough to make you want to chew your own leg off!
I like Korea,and my Korean friends,but GOD are they stupid.