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Spend a hot, throbbing night with Vince Gallo.
« on: March 24, 2006, 12:21:00 AM »
http://www.vgmerchandise.com/misc.html

... or just his sperm.

Sorry, guys. Ladies only.

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« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2006, 09:46:00 PM »
VINCENT GALLO evenings, weekends escort.

wish, dream or fantasy with VINCENT GALLO, ladies only


Have you ever watched a movie and fallen in love with one of the actors? The way they looked or a character they played? Afterwards you thought of them over and over. Daydreaming, imagining things, sexy things. When I was very young I was madly in love with Tuesday Weld and Charlotte Rampling. On my 14th birthday I went to see the film Rolling Thunder and had my biggest crush of all on the actress Linda Haynes. I wished and wished and wished everyday that I could meet all these girls. I thought of a lot of sexy things with Susan Blakely after seeing her in Lords of Flatbush. In my mind I could do with her anything I wanted to do. So believe me, I know and understand what it's like to wish and dream about spending time with a movie star. Doing things that couples do. Couples in love. At least couples where the guy is hot and knows how to handle a chick.

I, Vincent Gallo, star of such classics as Buffalo 66 and The Brown Bunny have decided to make myself available to all women. All women who can afford me, that is. For the modest fee of $50,000 plus expenses, I can fulfill the wish, dream, or fantasy of any naturally born female. The fee covers one evening with Vincent Gallo. For those who wish to enjoy my company for a weekend, the fee is increased to a mere $100,000. Heavy set, older, red heads and even black chicks can have me if they can pay the bill. No real female will be refused. However, I highly frown upon any male having even the slightest momentary thought or wish that they could ever become my client. No way Jose. However, female couples of the lesbian persuasion can enjoy a Vincent Gallo evening together for $100,000. $200,000 buys the lesbos a weekend. A weekend that will have them second-guessing.

I am willing to travel worldwide to accommodate clients. However, travel days are billed at $50,000 per plus all premium flight fees. Scanning for STD's is required as is bathing and grooming prior to our encounter. Detailed photos of potential clients also required prior. An extra fee for security to protect me is charged on top of the fantasy fee. Security fees will vary depending on the details of an encounter and how much security I will need.

Potential clients are advised to screen the controversial scene from The Brown Bunny to be sure for themselves that they can fully accommodate all of me. Clients who have doubt may want to test themselves with an unusually thick and large prosthetic prior to meeting me. You may be surprised just how much you can handle and how good it feels.

*Clicking "Buy Now" will charge a $1,000 deposit via Paypal. The remaining balance will be due by cashiers check, wire transfer, or personal check and is due within seven days of purchase date. Expenses will be billed separately.
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« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2006, 09:51:00 PM »
Authentic Charles Manson Artwork
Given to Vincent Gallo on his 33rd birthday by Johnny Ramone

$6,000.00*

Only One Available!

This is an authentic artwork by the multitalented Charles Manson. It is not dated, but it is clearly one of the earlier pieces Manson created while unfairly imprisoned. Johnny Ramone purchased this piece especially for his buddy Gallo and handpicked out the beautiful pink frame. He gave it to Vincent on his 33rd birthday. In his lifetime, Vincent has received only a few presents. This beautiful artwork is certainly the finest gift he ever received. With the Manson girls aging by the minute, the passing away of his friend Johnny Ramone, and the thought that Manson may never get out, the painting has become less uplifting than it once was. Hence, the sale. The piece is signed by Charles Manson. Vincent Gallo signed the back and added "Charles + Vincent". A letter of authenticity is available with purchase.
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« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2006, 12:52:00 AM »
I beg to differ. Serial killer artwork is ALWAYS funny!
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