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Offline Anonymous

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Why don't we make a FAKE program?
« on: March 23, 2006, 11:17:00 PM »
Picture it:

We set up a website detailing all the advantages our program has, all the behavior modification shit we'll do, all of the teachings we'll impart and all of the "structured environment" we'll force. We even have our own abduction team. We charge two thousand bucks a month.

The thing is... we don't actually take anyone to any sort of program at all. Instead we take $500/month for our own purposes, and spend the other $1,500/month on, or give directly to, the teenager in question. There is no structured environment, and certainly no brainwashing, just several happy, and comparatively rich, kids, laughing their asses off at their idiot parents.

Sound good?
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« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2006, 11:50:00 PM »
The original poster's idea is a gallon of liquid awesome.

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On 2006-03-23 20:43:00, Three Springs Waygookin wrote:

"Why charge so little?



You could get up to 5 or more grand a month easy. Shit why give any to the kids?



Just turn around and subcontract the services to a some other dive."


I hope this was just black humor.
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« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2006, 09:48:00 AM »
http://fornits.com/SIBS/

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« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2006, 01:03:00 PM »
Thanks! :wave:

That's actually someone else's work. I just host the site.

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« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2006, 01:20:00 PM »
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On 2006-03-24 06:48:00, Eudora wrote:

"http://fornits.com/SIBS/

A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows.
--Samuel Clemens "Mark Twain", American author and humorist


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Please tell me you haven't got any emails from real parents wanting to send their kid there??? :scared: I wouldn't be surprised is why I ask.
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« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2006, 02:37:00 PM »
Im still brushing up on my bondage, submission and cathartic impact therapy  :grin:

Think a salary of $500/week and hand picking which kid I get to take home for the weekend would work? Im negociable, but the less money I get the more teenage girls I want.  :wink:
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DannyB on the internet:I CALLED A LAWYER TODAY TO SEE IF I COULD SUE YOUR ASSES FOR DOING THIS BUT THAT WAS NOT POSSIBLE.

CCMGirl on program restraints: "DON\'T TAZ ME BRO!!!!!"

TheWho on program survivors: "From where I sit I see all the anit-program[sic] people doing all the complaining and crying."

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« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2006, 05:49:00 PM »
Not seeing a downside to this plan.

Hey, at least we wouldn't be fucking the girls' minds.
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« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2006, 11:36:00 AM »
We could charge 33,000 for 7 weeks. That's the going rate at Catherine Freer!

And they get at least 5-7 new kids every week.

We could SO be rolling in it.

*end sarcasm here*
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