I'm SERIOUS!!!! And she is TEENSY! We're like "whut da fuk?", but she pulled a big old sign out, it said "HONK IF YOU THINK PEOPLE SHOULD HAVE SOME PRIVACY!!!!" So, she drags it over, 'cause the sign weighs like ten pounds more than she does, she's all draggin' it and strugglin' with it and shit, so by the time she gets over to us she's all huffin' and puffin' for breath and red-faced and shit, then she just stops. She's like "uh, ain't everybody supposed to be nekid?" We're like "No, who told you that?" She said "Greg Florida" called her, she kept talking about "yeah, Greg Florida called me last week, he said it's a naked protest!" Holee sheeit. So Cathy took her off to the side, she had to get a big LONG explanation about that Greg Florida character and how it might or might not even have been him. We didn't hear the whole thing, but she got angry and just walked back to the protest, naked as a jaybird, and she's like "anyone wanna trade signs?"
