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Now I'm not a female, so I didn't have to endure any of the dress codes that girls had to deal with, but I can't believe that they made girls wear their hair up all the time. I've told people this in the past and they're amazed. They can't believe that girls were supposed to wear their hair up because it could be used as a flirtation device! I mean what the fuck...


Also when I was at CEDU, more specifically NWA, the male staff had a meeting with all the boys there to discuss masturbation! Apparently there were way too many boys masturbating way too much or something. It was said that if we were to do it, it needed to be done in the privacy of the dorms or something. I'll never forget that meeting.

Also in the Summit you couldn't masturbate. What's that shit about? There were so many weird rules in the Summit. You have to sit with your hands in the "Open" position. You can't fall asleep. There are so many others but I can't remember. But I do remember the staff member who was my "Partner" in the summit was a real weirdo. I mean this dude came up with some weird shit to say when we were all disclosing our "Out-Of-Agreement" things. I mean this dude was saying that he was out of agreement because he had talked to the fucking kitchen lady. Who gives a fuck!

All I know is that Steve Rookey has no penis. I was about to graduate from NWA or whatever, and I was madd "checked out" even I'll admit that. I didn't give two fucks about anything. School was over, so I didn't have to go to class. I didn't have to go to Raps anymore, so my days consisted of reading and listening to Tool in the OSD. Occasionally I'd play some basketball or something, but fuckin' Steve Rookey (Who also ran my summit) was all in my grill. He was like "You've got to stay with your Contract! You can't check out! I'll tell your parents your not ready to leave." I mean some fucked up shit. I caught him in his office once drawing on the computer. I was like "Is this what you do all day!?" That fucker. Thank god I didn't know him at Ascent.

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On 2006-03-15 12:22:00, Anonymous wrote:







Also when I was at CEDU, more specifically NWA, the male staff had a meeting with all the boys there to discuss masturbation! Apparently there were way too many boys masturbating way too much or something. It was said that if we were to do it, it needed to be done in the privacy of the dorms or something. I'll never forget that meeting.



Also in the Summit you couldn't masturbate. What's that shit about? There were so many weird rules in the Summit. You have to sit with your hands in the "Open" position. You can't fall asleep. There are so many others but I can't remember. But I do remember the staff member who was my "Partner" in the summit was a real weirdo. I mean this dude came up with some weird shit to say when we were all disclosing our "Out-Of-Agreement" things. I mean this dude was saying that he was out of agreement because he had talked to the fucking kitchen lady. Who gives a fuck!




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Hahaha, man we had this one rap where they took about half the guys on campus, more specifically the guys who were likely to get "out of agreement", and had one of the infamous "sexual thinking raps".

The topic of focus? Masturbation.

It started off reaming this one kid for sneaking some laminated maxim pages back on campus from a visit. They called him a "sneak, a criminal, and a liar". Another kid started making fun of the staff for saying that, and got kicked out of the rap and put on a restriction. Then the staff started laying into all of us for masturbating for all sorts of reasons. One kid who was just a piece of shit, "look-good" motherfucker even got in on it. Then the staff took us up to the dorms and proceeded to search all our shit for "beat material". I think about half the kids had playboy and maxim cut-outs and such, and anyone who did got put on a restriction. A couple kids even got pulled off of trips. One kid lost his home visit.

All for jerking off.

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There was this one guy's dorm that had this stuffed animal they called "Mr. Peabody". They had apparently made a hole in the bottom of it and passed it around. The staff found out about it and confiscated it.

I don't know if I would want sloppy seconds from a stuffed animal.

I remember hearing about it and feeling bad for the thing, thinking "Oh man, this stuffed animal was sitting on the store shelves thinking 'Oh, yay, I'm about to be bought and hopefully go to a nice kid's home.' Only to end up the dorm room bitch."

Of course, I would now LOVE to be a Mr. Peabody.