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« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2006, 10:10:00 AM »
That sounds like it's from the I Ching.
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« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2006, 10:19:00 AM »
a penis in the hand is not worth two in the bush and rehab is for quitters
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« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2006, 10:32:00 AM »
Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
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« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2006, 12:20:00 PM »
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"....The superior man sets his person at rest before he moves; he composes his mind before he speaks; he makes his relations firm before he asks for something. By attending to these three matters, the superior man gains complete security. But if a man is brusque in his movements, others will not co-operate. If he is agitated in his words, they awaken no echo in others. If he asks for something without having first established relations, it will not be given to him. If no one is with him, those who would harm him draw near.
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What a jackass. Reminds me of the librarian in elementary school who made us walk single file in complete silence to pick out our books. You couldn't even laugh or anything! Me and my friends put bugs in our pockets at recess and let them loose in her desk when she wasn't looking. A bunch of us did it one day, there was like a hundred bugs in there. Well guess what she found it out when we were having math. She was screaming and yelling and the whole school heard it! She puked up all over everything and left with her handbag and never came back. Next Sunday my momma walked in the ladies room and right out again and said the minister was busy healing our library lady.
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« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2006, 12:51:00 PM »
you are a jackass and stupid beyond any one of those bugs you say you put in her desk. there were no bugs, nobody heard her. she kicked your ass and so did everyone at your stupid, retarded school. have a bad day dickhead fag. :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2006, 01:32:00 PM »
Confucius say....
Man who has stinky finger must have itchy asshole. :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:
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« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2006, 01:34:00 PM »
i fart in your general direction
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« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2006, 01:36:00 PM »
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"you are a jackass and stupid beyond any one of those bugs you say you put in her desk. there were no bugs, nobody heard her. she kicked your ass and so did everyone at your stupid, retarded school. have a bad day dickhead fag. :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: "


Look you kookedy-assed teacher's pet, next time you want to kiss one of the girls why don't you at least take a bath! Know how we fed our bugs? We scraped the greasey grime off the back of your head! It was full of minicher bugs that the bigger bugs could eat.
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« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2006, 01:36:00 PM »
Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
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« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2006, 01:39:00 PM »
You are so small you play handball against the curb, and your birthing video shows the nurse slapping the doctor he was laughing so hard!
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« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2006, 03:32:00 PM »
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« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2006, 04:01:00 PM »
"man who eat many prunes,sit on toilet many moons"
introduced to me by my newcomer 1982...kevin w. where ever you are!....hippie
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« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2006, 05:46:00 PM »
He who has itchy butt wake with fudgy fingers !
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« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2006, 06:22:00 PM »
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"Ahh Sooo many religious moments to be writing about here in on this thread and representative of many religions tooooooooooo..........that's what I'm talkin' about! Thank You and OK! if you know what I mean! "


I think the point was made with surgical percision!
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