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Offline Anonymous

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« on: February 11, 2006, 09:43:00 AM »
I was just told that men get drunk, angry, and verbally abusive and women get constipated and cry. Is this generaly true?
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« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2006, 10:15:00 AM »
Women are from Venus, men are from Mars. Also, women's poop doesn't stink - it smells like flowers.
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« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2006, 11:09:00 AM »
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"Women are from Venus, men are from Mars. Also, women's poop doesn't stink - it smells like flowers."


Obviously you never lived with a woman.
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« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2006, 11:13:00 AM »
right on brother, woman turd reeks. :cool:
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« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2006, 11:16:00 AM »
my wife wanted me to post this emoticon because she says it is really cute ::kiss::
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« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2006, 12:57:00 PM »
dragon, maybe you could make a good recipe out of your "roadkill"
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« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2006, 12:58:00 PM »
dragonheart wings......trampled heart sandwich.......the ex-pumpernickel
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« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2006, 04:01:00 PM »
"There is no water wet enough to wash away that pain...

Still they carry on...with love in their eyes...

Oh life is precious life..."


Fe'l ya my good brother.

I'm listenin' to your songs right now.

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« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2006, 09:01:00 PM »
Women do not sweat, they perspire.
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« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2006, 07:33:00 PM »
Men have a penis...I think :rofl:  :lol:
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« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2006, 07:36:00 PM »
Yup, I was correct. We do have a penis.
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« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2006, 07:37:00 PM »
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"Men have a penis...I think :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:
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« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2006, 07:42:00 PM »
I know, my penis is so small..I'm so embarrassed! What is a nigga to do, yo? :lol:
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