Let me let you guys in a on a little secret. The word "Milf" doesnt do much in the way of arousing middle aged women to sexual banter or offering of kitchen floor passions. The word "Milf" is just about as sexy as the word "diaper". When I hear it I envision some sweaty, hormonal frat boy in 3 day old socks grinning and grunting over a pair of used panties.
It sounds like something thats gone rotten behind the fridge.