One time when Art went to a church to attend a AA meeting, he decided to skip the AA meeting and snoop around the church. He went through closets and drawers and found a priests uniform. Art then had an idea, he thought if he was to dress like a priest, he could get closer to alter boys and other little boys.
Well sure enough, the sick child molester went ahead and stole the priest uniform and off he went in search of children.
He then clled himslef Father Artman, and the name Father artman will be associated with many mental scars on the brains of little boys for eternity.