Casino Night at Elan. Results:

[The Elan Reporter]

There was a student from each house that one a 13 color tv this year and it appears that all the tv's are missing. Sources tell us that Marty has stolen all of them and has them at the I.M.R.Compound in 3 seperate tipis, or better known to Marty as (TeePee). A private investigator was hired to infiltrate Marty's I.M.R. compound and heard tv commericials coming from 3 different tipis. The PI interviewed Marty and Marty had this to say:
Hi yuh yuh yuh, me suh like Tatanka balls, hi yuh yuh yuh, me suh masterbate to Tatanka pictures in national geographic magizines, hi yuh yuh yuh, me suh stole tv's because students are now on ban from watching tv.

[Anonymous]

On 2006-01-18 10:42:00, The Elan Reporter wrote:

"There was a student from each house that one a 13 color tv this year and it appears that all the tv's are missing. Sources tell us that Marty has stolen all of them and has them at the I.M.R.Compound in 3 seperate tipis, or better known to Marty as (TeePee). A private investigator was hired to infiltrate Marty's I.M.R. compound and heard tv commericials coming from 3 different tipis. The PI interviewed Marty and Marty had this to say:

Hi yuh yuh yuh, me suh like Tatanka balls, hi yuh yuh yuh, me suh masterbate to Tatanka pictures in national geographic magizines, hi yuh yuh yuh, me suh stole tv's because students are now on ban from watching tv."

I didnt think it were possible for you to make a bigger ass outa yourself
i was wrong... your a moron

[Anonymous]

On 2006-01-18 11:08:00, Anonymous wrote:

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On 2006-01-18 10:42:00, The Elan Reporter wrote:


"There was a student from each house that one a 13 color tv this year and it appears that all the tv's are missing. Sources tell us that Marty has stolen all of them and has them at the I.M.R.Compound in 3 seperate tipis, or better known to Marty as (TeePee). A private investigator was hired to infiltrate Marty's I.M.R. compound and heard tv commericials coming from 3 different tipis. The PI interviewed Marty and Marty had this to say:


Hi yuh yuh yuh, me suh like Tatanka balls, hi yuh yuh yuh, me suh masterbate to Tatanka pictures in national geographic magizines, hi yuh yuh yuh, me suh stole tv's because students are now on ban from watching tv."

I didnt think it were possible for you to make a bigger ass outa yourself

i was wrong... your a moron"

Thanks for your contining to read what the Reporter writes. I find it real amusing how you claim what the Reporter writes is disturbing, yet you continue to read his lastest entries.Can you possibly be even a bigger moron? I think YES!

[The Elan Reporter]

On 2006-01-18 11:08:00, Anonymous wrote:

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On 2006-01-18 10:42:00, The Elan Reporter wrote:


"There was a student from each house that one a 13 color tv this year and it appears that all the tv's are missing. Sources tell us that Marty has stolen all of them and has them at the I.M.R.Compound in 3 seperate tipis, or better known to Marty as (TeePee). A private investigator was hired to infiltrate Marty's I.M.R. compound and heard tv commericials coming from 3 different tipis. The PI interviewed Marty and Marty had this to say:


Hi yuh yuh yuh, me suh like Tatanka balls, hi yuh yuh yuh, me suh masterbate to Tatanka pictures in national geographic magizines, hi yuh yuh yuh, me suh stole tv's because students are now on ban from watching tv."

I didnt think it were possible for you to make a bigger ass outa yourself

i was wrong... your a moron"

Ahhh did I upset some Kruglik ass kissing elan bot? Poor wittle thing, it probably has no more ass to kiss now that it is a free being.

[Anonymous]

I just read it for the fisrt time. It wasn't disturbing. It just wasn't at all entertaining. The reprter usually is. Whats the deal? That one kinda sucked ::

[Anonymous]

On 2006-01-22 13:58:00, Anonymous wrote:

"I just read it for the fisrt time. It wasn't disturbing. It just wasn't at all entertaining. The reprter usually is. Whats the deal? That one kinda sucked :: "

You suck...Cock worshiper :lol:

[Anonymous]

pretty easy to piss off the Elan Reporter.
He's 8

[The Elan Reporter]

On 2006-01-22 17:32:00, Anonymous wrote:

"pretty easy to piss off the Elan Reporter.

He's 8"

No you got that backwards just like your brain. It is you who made it known of your dislike for my presence. Looks like I win.
 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

[Anonymous]

On 2006-01-22 17:24:00, Anonymous wrote:

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On 2006-01-22 13:58:00, Anonymous wrote:


"I just read it for the fisrt time. It wasn't disturbing. It just wasn't at all entertaining. The reprter usually is. Whats the deal? That one kinda sucked :: "

You suck...Cock worshiper :lol: "

pretty easy to hurt the little boys feelings too
If this is winning ...... your right... you win
though i think its you who worships cock...you cant stop talking about it.
please dont stop making an ass of yourself... this is hysterical!

[Anonymous]

On 2006-01-23 13:22:00, Anonymous wrote:

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On 2006-01-22 17:24:00, Anonymous wrote:


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On 2006-01-22 13:58:00, Anonymous wrote:



"I just read it for the fisrt time. It wasn't disturbing. It just wasn't at all entertaining. The reprter usually is. Whats the deal? That one kinda sucked :: "

You suck...Cock worshiper :lol: "

pretty easy to hurt the little boys feelings too

If this is winning ...... your right... you win

though i think its you who worships cock...you cant stop talking about it.

please dont stop making an ass of yourself... this is hysterical!"

Oh Arthur please! You know that you cant get cock off your mind. Hell you even proposed an invite not long ago to fondle you. Looks like your bait has a nibble though as of late. The question now is, what the hell do you have planned for that little boy from Maine?

[Anonymous]

what are you babbling about now
We can end this right now
Come on down( you claim to have an abundance of cash) and try talking that shit to my face. You havent got the guts.All you can do is what you always do.Spew your fantasies of cock and your hate for others.
I am in the book... Dont be shy... put up.. or shut the fuck up.
now who got punked...Sissy

[Anonymous]

On 2006-01-23 14:41:00, Anonymous wrote:

"what are you babbling about now

We can end this right now

Come on down( you claim to have an abundance of cash) and try talking that shit to my face. You havent got the guts.All you can do is what you always do.Spew your fantasies of cock and your hate for others.

I am in the book... Dont be shy... put up.. or shut the fuck up.

now who got punked...Sissy"

Not really sure once again what the hell you are talking about, perhaps sober up for once and fill us all in. So now you want me to talk shit to your face? LOL, sounds like you are secretly propostioning me to a physical challenge? Sorry noy interested, you are nothing but old and a drunk. Beating the crap out of you serves no purpose for me in life. Perhaps if you were equal in strength, stamina, and held belts in my disciplines I would consider the option.But beating the crap out of drunk middle aged men is not my cup of tea.

But one thing is good, you are now showing me how much more frustrating you are getting and your blood pressure must be at its peak. LOL. Mind fucking you is a much easier to do and is much more exciting.

[Anonymous]

On the contrary.... That was not an invite to a physical challenge.That was an invite to see if you really are a man or just an internet tuffguy that hides behind hid anon blanket.Your belts in "discipline" would have to be another fairy tale because "discipline" in the arts,teaches one about the controlling themselves 1st and foremost.You certainly have shown your incapabilities in that area.I simply called your tuffguy,rich guy bluff which you have shown everyone reading this, the pussy for which you are.You aint got a spine little boy,or you would have jujmped in your jet and come to teach this frail old drunk the man you are.
Thank you ... point proven
put up or shut up sissy

[Anonymous]

On 2006-01-23 17:10:00, Anonymous wrote:

"On the contrary.... That was not an invite to a physical challenge.That was an invite to see if you really are a man or just an internet tuffguy that hides behind hid anon blanket.Your belts in "discipline" would have to be another fairy tale because "discipline" in the arts,teaches one about the controlling themselves 1st and foremost.You certainly have shown your incapabilities in that area.I simply called your tuffguy,rich guy bluff which you have shown everyone reading this, the pussy for which you are.You aint got a spine little boy,or you would have jujmped in your jet and come to teach this frail old drunk the man you are.

Thank you ... point proven

put up or shut up sissy"

I would have jujmped? What is jujmped? LMAO.

Where do you come up with this shit Artie >one who pisses Vodka in a phone booth..? I wasn't aware that I owned a jet.

See kids, when you spend most of your life in a bottle, you are sure to turn into what Artie here is. A person that not only slurs his words while under the influence of alcohol, but also slurs his words when he types on the key board.

So I leave you here with this Artie. "Yoour an asshooolllee Arthuuuur". jujmped jujmped jujmped jujmped jujmped jujmped jujmped, somebody please buy me another bottle!

[Anonymous]

its funny,when your busted all you have to say is that i am a rotten typist. You are a hysterical.
Discipline>?  My ass... you better put corks in your ears,cuz your so full of shit its oozing outa them.Your accusations are astounding,and completely not believeable to anyone with a brain.
this really is as good as it gets for you..This is all you will ever have to look forward too in your dishonest little lie of a life.This is really all you got...This is what you wanna be Dave..
Yup your the winner here alright
congrats