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« on: January 04, 2006, 10:34:00 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2006, 02:54:00 AM »
You consider Andy Dick a celebrity?
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« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2006, 09:02:00 AM »
You know his name right? Then he is a celebrity. If you responded, 'who the fuck is that guy with the chicken' I might understand where you are coming from!
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« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2006, 09:14:00 AM »

There are two kinds of people; those who's lives have been somehow touched by harsh tragedy and those you don't know very well.
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« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2006, 09:26:00 AM »
:lol:  :lol: He's actually kind of cute!
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« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2006, 10:01:00 AM »

Distrust all in whom the impulse to punish is powerful.
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« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2006, 04:29:00 PM »
I'll start taking PETA seriously when they start throwing paint on bikers.

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« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2006, 02:22:00 PM »
Chickens invade neighborhood


A band of poultry roams the neighborhood, crowing at 2 a.m., tearing up yards and pooping all over the place.
By TAMARA EL-KHOURY
Published January 8, 2006
OLDSMAR - When she moved into West Oldsmar, Margie Miller thought the roosters roaming the streets were cute and quaint.

If a chorus of clucking and cock-a-doodle-do-ing came at the crack of dawn, Miller, 42, wouldn't care.

But the birds don't wait for Miller's alarm to go off at 5:30 a.m.

They don't wait for the sun to rise.

The cocks start crowing at 2 or 3 a.m. and can go for hours.

It's no longer cute.

It's not quaint.

Sometimes, when she's picking up the morning paper, Miller will clap her hands or shake the newspaper at the four fowl that roost in her tree on Shore Boulevard.

They scatter.

But they always come back.

Her boyfriend has unprintable names for the unwanted pets but Miller won't name them.

"I don't want to get attached to any of them," she said.

Neighbors estimate about 75 of the birds have taken over this stretch of unincorporated Pinellas in West Oldsmar, as abundant (and as quick on their feet) as squirrels.

Miller has asked the city to help but officials say it's not their problem.

"All they need to do is annex in the city and I'll take care of their chickens," said Oldsmar Mayor Jerry Beverland.

Last year, West Oldsmar residents voted not to be annexed by the city for the fourth time in 40 years.

Miller has also asked the county for help but because the roosters haven't attacked anyone, the county won't step in, said Dr. Welch Agnew, assistant director for veterinary services for Pinellas County Animal Services.

"We're not, at this juncture, in the chicken-trapping business," Agnew said.

Sandy Blanco, 49, moved to Shore Boulevard in 1995, before there were chickens.

Now, she said, the chickens are everywhere. They tear up yards, rip up vines, jump on cars and pluck fruit off trees.

"They poop," she said. "They poop everywhere."

The birds arrived just a few years after she moved in, Blanco said. So far, no one has 'fessed up to bringing the birds to the neighborhood.

The only option residents have is to hire trappers or catch the birds themselves.

Blanco said a Plant City couple have offered to take the noise nuisance to their 10-acre lot, where they raise chickens, geese and duck.

The couple have already retrieved five birds from Blanco's yard, but she said there are a dozen left.

Sending them to Plant City seems like the best option.

"I've been to hell and back with these chickens," Blanco said.

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« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2006, 03:40:00 PM »
People can be so fucking stupid and helpless sometimes! Look, just watch them during the day. See where the hens go when they casually wander off when they think no one's looking. There you'll find some little protected nook full of fresh eggs.

Still not worth it? Too much noise close to home? Ok, this you MUST do around twilight. Run the fuckers off before they settle in. Just make a lot of noise and comotion, shake their trees and pick them up and toss them to the ground (they'll flutter down and not get hurt, just annoyed and frightened.) Do unto them. Most of them will get the message.

The ones who persist and don't run off and find quieter and more considerate neighbors, well there are many ways to prepare them. They're very timid and when they roost they become comepletely helpless. Just walk right up to them, pick them up and take them to a lighted area. If you can, keep their little heads tucked under their wings (they usually sleep that way) or use your hand to cover their sleepy eyes.

Take them to a lighted area and, with one hand over the eyes and one foot on the feet, you pull a few feathers from just below the forward bend in the neck and use a very sharp knife to sever the major artery and vein and the wind pipe. Believe it or not, this won't even wake the one you're working on, let alone the others.

If you can, make one more move to go through the spinal chord. Nobody really knows for sure, but some ppl think this ensures that the critter never feels a thing. Once they stop running around, hang them upside down for a few more minutes to get the rest of the blood out. Dunk them head first in very hot (near boiling water) to loosen the feathers. Pluck them, gut them (being ever so careful not to rupture the gaul bladder, as that will spoil the whole bird. No joke. People have died from it!)

Then you butcher as you would any bird from the grocery store. One difference. It's always a good idea to rinse a bird from the store, but it's absolutely necessary to sanitize a free range bird. You can do it the Monsanto way w/ bleachy water or industrial grade sanitizer (yech!) or scrubbing the butchered parts w/ lemon or lime halves is a very tasty way to sanitize and tenderize.

Unless you happen to get one less than about 20 weeks old or so, that bird is going to be tough--"no spring chicken", as they say. So don't plan on fried or bbq recipes. These birds will need lots of time in a slow oven or pot w/ some acid (more lime or lemon, mojo or pineapple or other tasty acid componant.)

Enjoy!

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« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2006, 08:18:00 PM »
Gandhi Rules.
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If you would have justice in this world, then begin to see that a human being is not a means to some end.  People are not commodities.  When human beings are just to one another government becomes obsolete and real freedom is born; SPIRITUAL ANARCHY.

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« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2006, 08:20:00 PM »
Whatever... ::birthday::  ::read::
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If you would have justice in this world, then begin to see that a human being is not a means to some end.  People are not commodities.  When human beings are just to one another government becomes obsolete and real freedom is born; SPIRITUAL ANARCHY.

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« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2006, 11:53:00 PM »
Doesn't anyone in this neighborhood have big dogs? My friend had a dog who had to be euthenized because she got into someone's henhouse.

Well, now is the time to let the dogs have their fun.

Too bad there aren't any foxes where they live.

I remember hearing about this story a year or so ago, and thought it was hilarious.
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« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2006, 12:37:00 AM »
I just can't believe it. I mean, I can, but... I don't want to.

Mayor, mayor! Please save us from these chickens!

But... I'm not your mayor and, uh, they're chickens.

But, they make noise and we hate them!

But... they're chickens. Just eat them.

But we're helpless victims, what shall we do? The chickens are taking over the world and before too long, why, we'll be tripping over them and slipping on chicken shit and somebody might break a hip and then sue the city for failure to protect us from these dangerous chickens!

Uh.... I'm not your fucking mayor!

God, oh, no... is this Brian's neighborhood?

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