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The Greg Cruz songs
« on: December 19, 2005, 07:54:00 AM »
On my first day of gang bangin Greg Gruz gave to me.

A forty ounce of O.E.

On my second day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me,

1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my third day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

An Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my forth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

Keys to his Isuzu
An Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my fifth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my sixth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me

2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my seventh day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

A pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my eighth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

some methamphetamine
a pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my ninth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

some stolen bling bling
some methamphetamine
a pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my tenth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

A Flava Flav DVD
some stolen bling bling
some methamphetamine
a pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my eleventh day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

A "Word life, I'm a playa" T-shirt
A Flava Flav DVD
some stolen bling bling
some methamphetamine
a pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On the twelveth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

3 golden teeth
A "Word life, I'm a playa" T-shirt
A Flava Flav DVD
some stolen bling bling
some methamphetamine
a pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.


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« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2005, 07:55:00 AM »
Greg's got 2 turntables and a microphone

Where ya at Dawg?  
Where ya at Dawg?  

Cruz got 2 turntables and a microphone

Gregory Cruz.  
Gregory Cruz.  

His Isuzu pup is dope and bad to da bone

Where's cruz at  
Where's cruz at  

Greg's got 2 turntables and a microphone

Blue du-rags.
Blue du-rags.

Cruz got 2 turntables and a microphone

And a flat nose.  
And a flat nose.  

2 turntables and a microphone
2 blue du-rags and a cellular phone  
Drinking 40's and smokin bones  
Rappin on da mic while he sings this song  
Brings lots of street whores to his home  

Where's Cruz at?
Where's Cruz at?
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« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2005, 07:56:00 AM »
Greg Cruz the flat nose gangsta
had a very flat nose
and if you ever saw it
you would even say its gross

All of the other gangsta
used to laugh and call him names
they wouldn't let Greg Cruz
play any gangsta games

Then one foggy drive by night
Flava Flav came to say
Greg Cruz with your nose so flat
won't you drive my Isuzu pup tonight

Then all the gangsta's respected him
they shoplifted Greg some O.E.
Greg Cruz the flat nose gangsta
you will go down in history.
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« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2005, 07:57:00 AM »
Buffalo penis's roasting on an open fire
Marty Kruglik nipping at a young boys crouch
I.M.R chants being chanted by a Indian Mongoloid
And Kruglik dressed up like a Buffalo

Everyone knows some hi yuh yuh and buffalo
helps to make the I.M.R. bright
Tiny tots with their penis's sticking out
will find their way in Marty's mouth

They know that Marty is a pediphile
He's raped lots of Buffalo and young boys today
And every mothers child is going to ask why
Marty Kruglik likes to molest guys

And so Marty is offering this simple phrase
hi yuh yuh yuh,hi yuh yuh yuh yuh
me suh like buffalo and me suh gay
a very hi yuh yuh yuh to you
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« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2005, 09:46:00 AM »
There is simply not an emoticon to express how much I am laughing out loud in a crowded and otherwise silent computer lab!!!

 :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :tup:

word lyfe to da hiyuh Reporter!!!
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« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2005, 11:59:00 AM »
Angels, from da realms o' glory,
Wing yo' flight o'er all da earth;
Ye, who sang creation'sstory,
Now proclaim Messiah'sbirth:
Come an' worship,
Come an' worship
Worship Christ, da new-born King.

Shepherds in da field abiding,
Watching o'er yo' flocks by night,
God wiff nig iz now residing;
Yonder shines da infant Light:

Sages, jet yo' contemplations,
Brighter visions beam afar:
Seek da great Desire o' nations;
Ye gots seen his natal star:

Saints 'bfoe da altar bending,
Watching long in hope an' fear,
Suddenly da Lord, descending,
In his temple shall appear.
what 'chew trippin foo'
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« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2005, 01:09:00 PM »
Not a bad job if I do say so myself.
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« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2005, 01:41:00 PM »
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On 2005-12-19 10:09:00, The Elan Reporter wrote:

"Not a bad job if I do say so myself.
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Excellent job, keep em comin nigga :lol:
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« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2005, 11:33:00 AM »
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On 2005-12-19 04:54:00, The Elan Reporter wrote:

"On my first day of gang bangin Greg Gruz gave to me.



A forty ounce of O.E.



On my second day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me,



1 switchblade knife

and a forty ounce of O.E.



On my third day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.



An Oozie 9mm

1 switchblade knife

and a forty ounce of O.E.



On my forth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.



Keys to his Isuzu

An Oozie 9mm

1 switchblade knife

and a forty ounce of O.E.



On my fifth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.



2 blue du-rags

keys to his Isuzu

an Oozie 9mm

1 switchblade knife

and a forty ounce of O.E.



On my sixth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me



2 cans of spray paint

2 blue du-rags

keys to his Isuzu

an Oozie 9mm

1 switchblade knife

and a forty ounce of O.E.



On my seventh day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.



A pair of brass knuckles

2 cans of spray paint

2 blue du-rags

keys to his Isuzu

an Oozie 9mm

1 switchblade knife

and a forty ounce of O.E.



On my eighth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.



some methamphetamine

a pair of brass knuckles

2 cans of spray paint

2 blue du-rags

keys to his Isuzu

an Oozie 9mm

1 switchblade knife

and a forty ounce of O.E.



On my ninth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.



some stolen bling bling

some methamphetamine

a pair of brass knuckles

2 cans of spray paint

2 blue du-rags

keys to his Isuzu

an Oozie 9mm

1 switchblade knife

and a forty ounce of O.E.



On my tenth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.



A Flava Flav DVD

some stolen bling bling

some methamphetamine

a pair of brass knuckles

2 cans of spray paint

2 blue du-rags

keys to his Isuzu

an Oozie 9mm

1 switchblade knife

and a forty ounce of O.E.



On my eleventh day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.



A "Word life, I'm a playa" T-shirt

A Flava Flav DVD

some stolen bling bling

some methamphetamine

a pair of brass knuckles

2 cans of spray paint

2 blue du-rags

keys to his Isuzu

an Oozie 9mm

1 switchblade knife

and a forty ounce of O.E.



On the twelveth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.



3 golden teeth

A "Word life, I'm a playa" T-shirt

A Flava Flav DVD

some stolen bling bling

some methamphetamine

a pair of brass knuckles

2 cans of spray paint

2 blue du-rags

keys to his Isuzu

an Oozie 9mm

1 switchblade knife

and a forty ounce of O.E.





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LMAO,Damn am I good! This is just way too funny of a song.
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« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2005, 03:01:00 PM »
bunch of very fucked up little kids
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« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2005, 12:48:00 PM »
you. quiet. now.

hiyuhhiyhuhiyuh
and a 40 ounce
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« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2006, 10:59:00 AM »
Back to the top for all my fans.
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« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2006, 03:23:00 PM »
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On 2006-01-22 07:59:00, The Elan Reporter wrote:

"Back to the top for all my fans.
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So this is your big excitement for the day !
WE are all looking up to you !!!  What a cool guy.
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« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2006, 09:32:00 PM »
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On 2006-01-22 07:59:00, The Elan Reporter wrote:


"Back to the top for all my fans.

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So this is your big excitement for the day !

WE are all looking up to you !!!  What a cool guy."


Well you sure read it. Dumbass.
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« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2006, 05:35:00 AM »
this is great ... A person of adult age,talking to himself.Happy to demoralize another,thenthen then  talking to himself again.Iof
If could be like Dave......
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