The way of the Kruglik .vs 2

[The Elan Reporter]

December 18, 2005

Indian Mongoloid dressed as Santa, gropes children.

The South Potland mall had its annual mall Santa like it does every year, except this time this particular mall Santa didnt play nice.

Marty Krugly who disguised himself as a Santa, used the costume in order to get close to small children.

We asked one of the children what happened and they had this to say. Little Petey: Santa didnt say ho ho ho at all, all he said to me was hi yuh yuh yuh. Little Tiffany: This Santa was very bad, he tried to stick his fingers in my private area several times.

Mall police tried to detained Marty but were quickly threatened with a tomahawk and arrowhead spears. Marty was able to escape but not before he shop lifted an undisclosed amount of items from a build a bear store.

Mall officials erge for parents and children to approach other future Santas with caution and to recite the words  "hi yuh yuh yuh" in their presence. If those words are chanted that should single out any Indian Mongoloid dressed as a Santa.

[The Elan Reporter]

Actually Marty doesnt use the traditional stockings hanging over a mantel during x-mass. Marty uses little boys underpants and sews them together to make a stocking. What is generally filled in Martys stocking? Why Buffallo turds and rubber dicks. :rofl:

And as always Marty enjoys a nice warm glass of buffalo nog, which by the way consists of buffallo urine and fecal matter. :lol:

And as always, Elan hosts a concept Christmas and Marty always will steal one present from each package that arrives for the students.

So from Marty, he wants to wish you all a hi yuh yuh Christmas and a Happy hi yuh yuh yuh new year.

Hi yuh yuh yuh, hi yuh yuh yuh, hi yuh yuh yuh.

[Anonymous]

:rofl:  :tup: